Hot leggy hungarian policewoman allegedly saw me do a wheelie today..

[scumdog]

These cheeky young'ns keeping you awake, Gramps?

Yup.

Day-ya-voo all over again....

[Slyer]

Yes, but did you get her number?

[Renegade]

Perhaps she was looking for unnecessary exhibition of speed or acceleration?

agreed, hard charge to prove the exhibition in a case like this.

[Dean]

Yes, but did you get her number?

After he got done, he said lady whats your number she said 111
EMERGENCY ONLY head doctor per-form surgery on me

[twotyred]

So I was pulled over for allegedly doing a 30cm high clutch wheelie today...uphill pulling away from the lights @ less than 50kph. The cop who pulled me over was the best looking policewoman I have ever seen...cute tall and leggy with a nice hungarian accent. She said she didn't want to charge me with careless use of a motor vehicle but she obviously didn't want me to miss out on some sort of charge because she spent 20 minutes hunting through her revenue book looking for something to drain my wallet with.

20 mins ,no charge and you still didn't get the hint???:slap:... just hope she rings you instead...

[piston broke]

time to learn some handling skills,
don't drop the clutch while the law is lookin at you.
easy fixed.

[Brian d marge]

Yaaawwwn,,,,

problem being that you take said copper to bed ,,eerrrr court and the judge says , no worries mate the copper was wrong ,,,,,,,,,ok so far .............


you take copper to court for ,,,,A; wasting my time B , loss off earnings. and possibly C Slander of good character ....>>>>>>>??????????????????

and judge tells you to piss off and stop wasting the courts time .....

justice ????????



try it sometime and see how far you get ,,,,,,,,,,


come the revolution ,As nice as you may be ,,, you is first up against the wall .....

think its called Kama or something like that .............



oh and I tried once asking for some assistance ,like a robbery .... gave up , much use as a tits on a bull.......

in 43 yeas cant think of one reason why I wouldnt say dont shoot ............

Stephen

Ps , my Mate is hungarian , A; how can you tell the acent , and B; they are very sexy ........those hungarians ,,,,,,,,,,

[portokiwi]

She must have been after a date
Just ask her to bring her handcuffs

[Pixie]

the other interesting part of the encounter was when the Bike cop saw my radar detector and (i think) he thought that radar detectors in general didn't detect lasers. He asked me to turn it on so I did...and the radar went nuts (as it does with lasers). He then said oh well you are not going to hear or see that at speed are you ho! ho! (sort of talking to the female cop). Then the female cop asked what was that flashing light in my helmet.

I take from this encounter that the male kiwi cop was a one eyed full-of-shit wanker who could only see as far as his quota and the exercise of his power,and the female european cop was reasonable and interested in safety.
-as you would expect.

If you do get a infringement defend it.

[Nasty]

There is a charge for excessive accelleration ... I think it is someone near the boy racer laws though.

[ManDownUnder]

They can do you for excessive acceleration but there also needs to be an accompanying charge (i.e. they can't do you for that by itself... there's a thread on that somewhere in here).

I'd wait and see mate. A pain in the bum but there you have it. Maybe she just wanted your number... bike.. nice guy... eh eh eh???

Good luck

[jim.cox]

Maybe she was one of them Leggy Blonde's in the Flight of The Conchords song?

[manxkiwi]

I got pulled in the UK. for similar. The penalties were much harsher. They went for dangerous driving! I went to court and argued that as I do a lot of dirt riding, I spent a fair amount of time on one wheel. That I could brake, accelerate and steer whilst on the back wheel. I was therefore 'in control'. Got it reduced to careless with a small fine, 'dangerous' would have been a much bigger deal what with insurance (compulsory there) and much bigger fine. The prosecuting cop was lost for words when I put my case to the judge. His face was priceless. He he.

Anyway hope you don't get to see a ticket this time.

[Max Preload]

Anyway hope you don't get to see a ticket this time.

As do I. I also wish you good luck in any endeavours you make towards her putting you in 'cuffs!

[mikeey01]

Firstly
Is there any form of defence for being accused of something like this?

Secondly
There must be something other than an intended wheelie to cause the wheel to come up...

Say I'm pulling away from the rest .......... causes the wheel to come up.
- accidental or un-intended over acceleration
- oil / coolant patch causes momentary acceleration then tyre grips
- missed a gear change, dropped the clutch caused accidental...

Now all this assumes you put it straight back down again.

Being silly I know but it does happen.....
- Going over a pot hole can cause the front if not all the wheels to come off the ground and lose contact with the road surface.

Is a momentary, short pop of the front wheel i.e. getting it off the ground really a Dangerous driving charge or a careless use charge?