Piss for piss sake

**Maha** · 5th March 2009, 14:55

I have cut back on drinking, not that I was any big drinker to begin with but, as it stands now, maybe I will have 1 or 2 over the weekend, dont drink during the week. The problem is.....I cant settle on/find a drink that doesn't give me that acid reflux bullshit. Rum is my drink of choice (Appletons I perfer) but that makes me fall over and damage myself within about 5 hours.
Premix? Cody's gives me the squirts, I have tried others but they are fuckin disgusting. Vodka/bacardi/gin...all female drinks (not sexest, the truth) Bourbon/Whiskey I can live without, never been a Whiskey fan and Jim Beam is ok, but cant drink to much of it, get that reflux thing. I dont like beer that much, maybe the odd Heinny/Radler but thats about it.

Now, my very first top shelf I ever had was Brandy/lime/lemonade.
Thinking I may try Brandy again, have not had it in years.

Is it fair to say that, the darker spirits give you heartburn more readily than than say, the clear or lighter spirits?

**Finn** · 5th March 2009, 14:58

I'm going to stop drinking just as soon as this recession is over.

**3umph** · 5th March 2009, 14:59

Originally Posted by Maha

I have cut back on drinking, not that I was any big drinker to begin with but, as it stands now, maybe I will have 1 or 2 over the weekend, dont drink during the week. The problem is.....I cant settle on/find a drink that doesn't give me that acid reflux bullshit. Rum is my drink of choice (Appletons I perfer) but that makes me fall over and damage myself within about 5 hours.
Premix? Cody's gives me the squirts, I have tried others but they are fuckin disgusting. Vodka/bacardi/gin...all female drinks (not sexest, the truth) Bourbon/Whiskey I can live without, never been a Whiskey fan and Jim Beam is ok, but cant drink to much of it, get that reflux thing. I dont like beer that much, maybe the odd Heinny/Radler but thats about it.

Now, my very first top shelf I ever had was Brandy/lime/lemonade.
Thinking I may try Brandy again, have not had it in years.

Is it fair to say that, the darker spirits give you heartburn more readily than than say, the clear or lighter spirits?

sounds like you really have a serious problem there...

solution is you may just need to experiment on different spirits .... one type a night till you find THE ONE

**Grahameeboy** · 5th March 2009, 15:04

Originally Posted by Finn

I'm going to stop drinking just as soon as this recession is over.

But you have no hair anyway.....

**Grahameeboy** · 5th March 2009, 15:06

Originally Posted by Maha

I have cut back on drinking, not that I was any big drinker to begin with but, as it stands now, maybe I will have 1 or 2 over the weekend, dont drink during the week. The problem is.....I cant settle on/find a drink that doesn't give me that acid reflux bullshit. Rum is my drink of choice (Appletons I perfer) but that makes me fall over and damage myself within about 5 hours.
Premix? Cody's gives me the squirts, I have tried others but they are fuckin disgusting. Vodka/bacardi/gin...all female drinks (not sexest, the truth) Bourbon/Whiskey I can live without, never been a Whiskey fan and Jim Beam is ok, but cant drink to much of it, get that reflux thing. I dont like beer that much, maybe the odd Heinny/Radler but thats about it.

Now, my very first top shelf I ever had was Brandy/lime/lemonade.
Thinking I may try Brandy again, have not had it in years.

Is it fair to say that, the darker spirits give you heartburn more readily than than say, the clear or lighter spirits?

You could always just give up and solve the problem (well one of them anyway

) in one shot (not of the spirit variety of course)

**Finn** · 5th March 2009, 15:07

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

But you have no hair anyway.....

Oh yes I do. Just in all the wrong places.

**Grahameeboy** · 5th March 2009, 15:09

Originally Posted by Finn

Oh yes I do. Just in all the wrong places.

Don't you have "Private" Surgical Insurance...

**Mully** · 5th March 2009, 15:21

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appletini

"It is the favorite drink of doctor John Dorian in the television sitcom Scrubs. He considers it a "straight-guy drink" and has ordered it "easy on the tini". He has also recently stated that it makes him "feel fancy"

**peasea** · 5th March 2009, 15:38

Originally Posted by Maha

I have cut back on drinking, not that I was any big drinker to begin with but, as it stands now, maybe I will have 1 or 2 over the weekend, dont drink during the week. The problem is.....I cant settle on/find a drink that doesn't give me that acid reflux bullshit. Rum is my drink of choice (Appletons I perfer) but that makes me fall over and damage myself within about 5 hours.
Premix? Cody's gives me the squirts, I have tried others but they are fuckin disgusting. Vodka/bacardi/gin...all female drinks (not sexest, the truth) Bourbon/Whiskey I can live without, never been a Whiskey fan and Jim Beam is ok, but cant drink to much of it, get that reflux thing. I dont like beer that much, maybe the odd Heinny/Radler but thats about it.

Now, my very first top shelf I ever had was Brandy/lime/lemonade.
Thinking I may try Brandy again, have not had it in years.

Is it fair to say that, the darker spirits give you heartburn more readily than than say, the clear or lighter spirits?

Rehab's for quitters.

One word buddy Zantac. Then you can eat and drink whatever the fuck you want without that "acid reflux bullshit". I too suffer from it and bourbon doesn't help the situation, but I get reflux from a glass of water, so go figure. I therefore have nothing to lose by drinking alcohol... other than my mind and my money...so cheers.

**Trudes** · 5th March 2009, 15:38

I find it's the coke and shit that gets mixed with the spirits that gives me reflux, moved to mixing with ginger ale fixed it. My brother had a stomach ulcer and he swore by drinking Port (cause stopping drinking would have been out of the question

) Oh and like peasea says Zantac is your friend!

**MentalFacility** · 5th March 2009, 15:42

I like chicks drinks like vodka. But my favorite is yagameister + red bull or relentless or coke if u are a cheap cunt.

Try it, it really isnt that bad.

Besides, whats up with this menly drinks? How can you become more menly if u drink piss that tastes like shit?=)

**Mom** · 5th March 2009, 15:58

Originally Posted by MentalFacility

my favorite is yagameister + red bull

You think yagameister and red bull tastes good?

**R6_kid:Me** · 5th March 2009, 16:02

Try yourself a chivas regal on the rocks, maybe mixed with Ginger Ale if you don't like straight liqour.

Otherwise try a warm hennessy - the trick is to heat it up in a water bath. I think a couple of double shots will make most people light headed and ready for a lie down.