Whats the weirdest thing you've found in the kitchen?

**Number One** · 5th March 2009, 19:04

Nothing much surprises me in my kitchen to be fair...though I have been caught out with bike engines in the oven a few times when ready to put dinner on!

Stinky poo for ages - don't want to be cooking food until that has gone

**Skyryder** · 5th March 2009, 19:33

Many years ago when we were first married found a mouse that had nose dived into a jam jar. Went out and got our first cat after that.

Skyryder

**nudemetalz** · 5th March 2009, 19:34

Me baking a carrot cake....twice !!
And it tasted good !!

**peasea** · 5th March 2009, 19:38

We discovered leftover schnitzel in the oven ages after we'd had it for tea. Ya just don't use the oven much in summer, ok?

**MadDuck** · 5th March 2009, 19:39

Originally Posted by peasea

We discovered leftover schnitzel in the oven ages after we'd had it for tea. Ya just don't use the oven much in summer, ok?

Looks like a Martian shat on your lawn

**Mental Trousers** · 5th March 2009, 19:45

Broken chains .....

**cave weta** · 5th March 2009, 19:50

Hot hot night the other night and I slept with the door open..
as I slept.. something was creeping round my house....
I stumbled into the kitchen at 6.30 am and stood on this

EEEEEOOOOOH!

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**pete376403** · 5th March 2009, 21:41

Is that a big slug? (ie thumb size or thereabouts) We get those, they come in and looks like they're attracted by the cat food.
Horrible things, even the chooks wont eat them.

**Owl** · 5th March 2009, 21:58

Washing machine

**toebug** · 5th March 2009, 22:04

I caught my mother inlaw taking it doggy style in the kitchen! Didnt want to eat fuck all after that!!!

**Owl** · 5th March 2009, 22:18

Originally Posted by toebug

I caught my mother inlaw taking it doggy style in the kitchen! Didnt want to eat fuck all after that!!!

Gonna be hard to top that!

**LBD** · 6th March 2009, 03:24

Originally Posted by toebug

I caught my mother inlaw taking it doggy style in the kitchen! Didnt want to eat fuck all after that!!!

and she was only 76....

And to think, when I started reading this post I was picturing weird kitchen gadgets

....silicone rubber rings for cooking nice round eggs

**skidMark** · 6th March 2009, 03:36

Chicken hearts i spose... but they is yummy.

**skidMark** · 6th March 2009, 03:38

Originally Posted by peasea

We discovered leftover schnitzel in the oven ages after we'd had it for tea. Ya just don't use the oven much in summer, ok?

Oi give Donald Trump his hair back.

**skidMark** · 6th March 2009, 03:40

Originally Posted by Trudes

Cracking an egg into your cake batter and a half formed chicken comes out, now that's pretty yuck!!

So just leave the legs in it...bit of green food colouring.....le frogs leg cake

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