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    and tomato sauce and pastry, how I love TF on my pie but god does it give me the screaming reflux!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Cos that tastes like eating out a bull's arse.
    Hmmmm I never thought to try that....tastes bad does it then...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    NO... I could never imagine you being the "puking" type Maha
    We will keep that little story to ourselves eh?...
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    Come down to the Hobsonville RSA tomorrow night and i'll see if I can fix you something you like. Lots of people your age hanging around the place anyway
    Mid 30's???....wow they will let anyone into those places now?

    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    The Bundy's good alright and Zantac is a pill you take before getting on it. Just ask at your pharmacy.
    I will get onto that...rainman suggested swallowing a camera and though my digital is small, I feel it would hurt worse going down than Reflux!

    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    You probably need to do more exercise.
    Just three mins a day.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    MMmmm port is verrrryyyy good, has interesting side effects too sometimes
    Ah yes, stamina plus! as long as its not 3-4 am eh?

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    Use more lube Mark
    More??.... perhaps I should take it via the rectum?? I gag with the amount I swallow as it is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    Jägermeister I believe he is referring to.
    And it is good shit. Needs to be really cold though.
    Yeah man, this thing

    http://www.jager.com/_splash.cfm?ref=/index.cfm?

    It is awesome when it is ice cold and the bottle is covered in frost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MentalFacility View Post
    But my favorite is yagameister + red bull or relentless or coke if u are a cheap cunt.

    How can you become more menly if u drink piss that tastes like shit?=)
    It seems very strange that the same person wrote both those remarks...
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    Try out caiprinhas and mojitos. Use a decent rum for either of them - traditionally it's cachaça and white rum, but using a good rum just makes them even better. Very good for hangovers and you can make them just as strong or weak as you want - so you can get more or less than 5 hours out of your rum if you choose.

    Quote Originally Posted by rainman View Post
    Oh, and for the reflux, Losec/Omeprazole. But go see your doc, swallow the camera, find out if you have a Helicobacter Pylori problem, they can clear that up with antibiotics so you don't have to take pills forever.
    Swallow the camera is a very very nasty game which I never want to try my hands at again, if I can help it. I haven't tried anything before or since that was more uncomfortable than that - more painful for sure, but not more uncomfortable.

    I find that running and staying somewhat fit helps to keep the hernia in check. I still drink what I want, eat hot curries and drink all the coffee I care for - no worries these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Now that looks interesting and drinkable!
    Only problem I would have with that is....making it one after the other for a few hours on end.
    Nah, amateur. You make a jug of the stuff, and keep it in the fridge to keep topping up your glass.

    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Hmmmm I never thought to try that....tastes bad does it then...?
    Hey, I was a poor student, I needed the money. I did some things I'm not proud of...... Shit, I mean It's a figure of speech.

    Saved it again, Mully.
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    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Try out caiprinhas and mojitos.
    Mmmmm. Mojitos V Good. But must be taken lazing on the beach. A hot beach. Like in Thailand. Never heard of a caipiriwhatsit, or the main ingredient, for that matter. Note to self: Must get out more.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Swallow the camera is a very very nasty game which I never want to try my hands at again, if I can help it. I haven't tried anything before or since that was more uncomfortable than that - more painful for sure, but not more uncomfortable.
    Really? Ketamines meant I didn't feel or remember a thing...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    I find that running and staying somewhat fit helps to keep the hernia in check. I still drink what I want, eat hot curries and drink all the coffee I care for - no worries these days.
    Yeah fitness helps with all sorts of stuff, as does a general low-stress lifestyle. (I knew there was something I was doing wrong...) But with drugs I can drink what I want, and spicy food is no problem.

    What absolutely kills my stomach, Losec or no Losec? Custard slices. Not the filling - the pastry and icing. And I'm wondering about coffee, too.
    Redefining slow since 2006...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rainman View Post
    Mmmmm. Mojitos V Good. But must be taken lazing on the beach. A hot beach. Like in Thailand. Never heard of a caipiriwhatsit, or the main ingredient, for that matter. Note to self: Must get out more.
    The caipirinhas are just made with a Brazilian low-quality rum-like spirit. A bit to rum what mescal is to tequila. Rum is superior - but more expensive.
    And both are fine on a sunny NZ day!

    Quote Originally Posted by rainman
    Really? Ketamines meant I didn't feel or remember a thing...
    In that case you were spared the experience of what felt like an hour of convulsions while doing all you can to try and relax and not punch the doctor and tearing the fucking thing out by yourself. It was not nice. Similar feeling to dry retching continuously for perhaps 5 minutes. I was lying on my side, and during the procedure saliva production goes nuts - nice to get on your bicycle and pedal 5 kms home in late autumn in Denmark with a spit-soaked t-shirt... not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MentalFacility View Post
    Yeah man, this thing

    http://www.jager.com/_splash.cfm?ref=/index.cfm?

    It is awesome when it is ice cold and the bottle is covered in frost.
    I got a metal bottle holder thing for it, it's mean.

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    Yeah, when I had camera down my throat... It reminded me of when, as a kid,I held the dog down whilst the vet cut his stitches out. I miss the dog.

    Honestly the endoscope through the femoral vein was less traumatic than the hoover hose down the throat. Take all the drugs you can get.

    As for drinks! Discovered a cocktail bar in Onehunga at weekend. $30 gave us 2 drinks. Late at night seemed worth it. Very good drinks. Later in week, still seems worthwhile. Was a very good night out. Brambles in Onehunga. Cheesy 80's music and a bartender that seemed a wee bit autistic/intense on making drinks!!

    What has this to do with acid reflux. Well not sure, had a few drinks. Maybe time for bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    I got a metal bottle holder thing for it, it's mean.
    Ive seen them sell ice molds for ur freedge. Put water in, and u get shot glasses made of ice... how mean is that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MentalFacility View Post
    Ive seen them sell ice molds for ur freedge. Put water in, and u get shot glasses made of ice... how mean is that...
    That's a pretty awesome idea actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    Was is this acid indigestion you lot are on about?
    Am I not old enough or just don't drink enough?
    Try eating the fish at the Si Chuan (Chilli Style) Chinese Restaurant in Northcote shops.

    I guarantee all that chilli oil comes back up to haunt you at night,,,

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    I need to learn all these terms so I can bitch more efficiently.

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