Ahhh back when ya fancied the school teacher.

**doc** · 7th March 2009, 17:49

You've been readin those "Penthouse" forums again haven't you ?

Can I borrow it after you ? Bout time you headed back south ain't it ?

**Mom** · 7th March 2009, 17:53

Originally Posted by doc

"Penthouse" forums

Now there is something I have not heard in ages, do they still actually print them? I remember reading some years ago and laughing like hell about the "real" stories somebodies fantasy had created.

Poor Mark, he was obviously a pit bissed and misread the situation completely, either that or...

**JimO** · 7th March 2009, 18:16

all my teachers were about 80 years old or so it seemed at the time

**skidMark** · 7th March 2009, 19:51

Originally Posted by Mom

Now there is something I have not heard in ages, do they still actually print them? I remember reading some years ago and laughing like hell about the "real" stories somebodies fantasy had created.

Poor Mark, he was obviously a pit bissed and misread the situation completely, either that or...

mmm pit bissed.

well i thought she was fobbing me off with the lesbian thing...until her gf showed up....so i still got a partial show lol.

**kneescraper** · 7th March 2009, 19:53

I once got told a saying....and its stuck. (wasnt directed at me)

Better to keep quite and be thought of as a moron than to open ones mouth and prove it.

Every one of Skids post is aganst this saying!

**Mom** · 7th March 2009, 19:56

Originally Posted by skidMark

mmm pit bissed.

well i thought she was fobbing me off with the lesbian thing...until her gf showed up....so i still got a partial show lol.

If you were any more full of shit sweets we would have to send you to the sewerage treatment works

**skidMark** · 7th March 2009, 20:32

Originally Posted by Mom

If you were any more full of shit sweets we would have to send you to the sewerage treatment works

love you to mommy

**Laava** · 7th March 2009, 21:10

Originally Posted by jimjim

all my teachers were about 80 years old or so it seemed at the time

Same! At my school, I had a thing for Ma Lucas! Remember her R.I.B? Hubba, fuckin hubba!

**cc rider** · 7th March 2009, 21:22

If she's gay, which girls in your class do ya think she scored.....??

**AllanB** · 7th March 2009, 21:39

Originally Posted by MIXONE

And the ultimate rejection is when your hand goes to sleep on you.

Or when you can't even turn yourself on!

I guess the Farmers catalogues will be getting used overtime this weekend then Skid!

**smoky** · 7th March 2009, 21:55

Originally Posted by Mom

Poor Mark, he was obviously a pit bissed and misread the situation completely, either that or...

....or in his mind he lives in a completely different world to reality

**fire eyes** · 7th March 2009, 22:28

mmmmmm Mr Simpson .. he was a Form 2 teacher .. damn hot he was .. and got hotter with age ...

**cowboyz** · 7th March 2009, 23:24

Originally Posted by Mom

If you were any more full of shit sweets we would have to send you to the sewerage treatment works

with all the shit that comes out of him onto the forums one would think he would be empty of shit by now

**EatOrBeEaten** · 7th March 2009, 23:29

He's the closest mankind has to a perpetual motion machine...

**pete376403** · 8th March 2009, 01:02

Funny how your mind plays tricks. Log on to Old Freinds on tradeMe. Look up your old school photos. Depressing.

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