Ahhh back when ya fancied the school teacher.

[MsKABC]

so i still got a partial show lol.

What - they had a bit of a snog? Oldest trick in the book mate! I've done that for a girlfriend before when she was trying to get rid of some over-zealous bloke in a bar.

[Kickaha]

Apparently i was the student at school she wanted but never got.

Shouldn't this be be moved to jokes and humour?

[Little Miss Trouble]

What - they had a bit of a snog? Oldest trick in the book mate! I've done that for a girlfriend before when she was trying to get rid of some over-zealous bloke in a bar.

Shhh!! Don't go telling em all that

[Finn]

Haha. A Lesbian tells you that she's attracted to you?

Perhaps you're wearing too much guy-liner and man-scara.

It wasn't the guy liner Gubb, it was just that Mark was so skinny, he was the perfect human dildo. Add his severe acne problem and presto... ribbed for her pleasure.

[skidMark]

It wasn't the guy liner Gubb, it was just that Mark was so skinny, he was the perfect human dildo. Add his severe acne problem and presto... ribbed for her pleasure.

Oh geez my acne, oh noes you've cut me deep man, you don't know what it's like... maybe when you hit puberty eh?

Might even have a growth spurt to!

[peasea]

A growth spurt; funny.

[peasea]

Then twists the knife by informing now shes lesbian.

As it happens:
I put the hard word on a rather yummy school teacher (actually described to me by another female as being 'a perfect specimen') not that many years ago and lo and behold she lets me down easy with you're this, you're that but "....I'm not really looking for anything more."

"Ok" I think, "get over it, she ruined my batting average but shit happens". Turns out she's a rug-muncher, which gave me a real lift and restored my self esteem no end.

I got a great lady now anyway so....

[Blackshear]

As it happens:
I put the hard word on a rather yummy school teacher (actually described to me by another female as being 'a perfect specimen') not that many years ago and lo and behold she lets me down easy with you're this, you're that but "....I'm not really looking for anything more."

"Ok" I think, "get over it, she ruined my batting average but shit happens". Turns out she's a rug-muncher, which gave me a real lift and restored my self esteem no end.

I got a great lady now anyway so....

My intermediate teacher thing happened when I was 12-13 something. That cheating whore married some no good guy, AND THEN MOVED INTO A HOUSE FOUR HOUSES DOWN!

Fuming for weeks, I was.

Gawjus body and a really nice lady too.

Bet she was mean in the sack though

What I meant to say was, points for asking her what she reckoned

[shafty]

[QUOTE=Mom;1969407]Now there is something I have not heard in ages, do they still actually print them? QUOTE]

YES they do (so I'm told) Well actually, for my birthday I got a bottle of port and the latest Penthouse - so THAT'S how I know (What does that gift say about me???)

[firecracker]

Come on boys, it's hard work bein a hot teacher! ......the envy of many eyes. Somebody has to do it

[gatch]

Never had any really hot teachers, until I hit the beer-force, had this pti, Cpl Harmer, only a few years older than most of us.. Tiny shorts, ran a lot, authoritative, I think every guy had images of her thighs crushing the life out of him hahaha..

Also the base psychologist (who I had to see a lot..) was a smokin babe, married tho.. A shame.. I wouldn't have minded a little "lie back and tell me everything" treatment on the comfy chair..

[Gubb]

gijoe rocks my world.

[EatOrBeEaten]

gijoe rocks my world.

He's the teachers' teacher, for sure...

[skidMark]

gijoe rocks my world.

I'd hit it........

[gijoe1313]

:slap: Actually I tell all my students at the beginning of the year that the only reason they are in my class is because they are the lost, damned and demented. We throw darts in the staffroom to pick our students and since I am of a foul demeanour and desposition, I just say "give me all the ones you don't want, they can have a home with me".

Ahh the looks on their faces are priceless

And then I finish them off with "by the way, the judge said 10 years or become a teacher - I should have chosen the 10 years because it would have been an easier sentence to serve" or "I'm actually not allowed to be within 300ft of kids, but they needed more teachers..."

The only time I fancied a school teacher was when I am a school teacher now! Actually back in my old school there was a hawt mathematics teacher, also a wee slip of an asian piano itinerant instructor as well.

But I wasn't filthy biker scum back then ...

And riding a Honda brings out all the school boys to me ... "sir, sir can I ride it with you?" "sir sir, can I hold your helmet?" "sir, sir when you get it warmed up, can I twist it?" "sir, sir, can I try your stuff out?"

Ahh bless them little cherubims, for they know not what they say ... to an Engrisk treacher, ensconced in the ways of phallic symbolism, sexual innuendo, the mores of pecadilloes exposed in the thin veneer of civilisation, which is subsumed by the layers of lust, desire and the need to copulate ... no more needs to be said!

Right, time to go back to marking the inner most thoughts of what passes for cognition in my charge's Engrisk brooks.

As you were people, as you were.

Boys, keep your hands above the desks, girls stop playing footsies with the lad across from you ... boys, put your balls down ... come here ... *tee hee mister said "come"* ...