Boobs on Bikes MIGHT be coming to Wanganui!

**sunhuntin** · 11th March 2009, 06:38

article in the local rag reports that the porn king wants to bring his erotica show here... thatd be awesome!

needless to say, when and if it gets approved, i will be volunteering my back seat to one of the topless ladies

no link online yet, will post one when it comes up.

**PuppetMaster** · 11th March 2009, 08:34

Make sure you clean the slime off your seat afterwards

**MisterD** · 11th March 2009, 08:54

Translation: Steve Crow is desperate for publicity and thinks picking a fight with Michael Laws is the way to get it...unfortunately for him, I think Laws is smart enough to employ "ignore him and he'll go away" as a strategy...

**Headbanger** · 11th March 2009, 09:02

Much the same as what I was thinking, Wanganui is no stranger to the news, laws goes off like a fire cracker, Lets go there and get a mug shot done.

Either way, his porn road show is going downhill fast.

**Beemer** · 11th March 2009, 09:20

"Boobs" on bikes says it all. Steve Crow is a sad, ugly prick who makes a living off porn - yay for him - but I'm getting tired of his "all the people from [insert town/city of your choice] are prudes who hate sex" line when people have better things to do than turn up and watch a pack of topless slappers on bikes!

Sunhuntin, if that's how you get your jollies, maybe you can ask Steve for a job. The rest of us have real sex lives so don't need his help. Take a look at the guys who line the streets to watch these parades - the same type who probably spend their evenings alone surfing porn sites on the net!

**Headbanger** · 11th March 2009, 09:26

I have a great sex life, Love porn, and would definitely go watch some skanks.

woohoo.

Though they're not worthy of touching my bike.

**ManDownUnder** · 11th March 2009, 09:34

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Though they're not worthy of touching my bike.

I'd say "blessing" your bike rather than touching it. Nothing a bit of disinfectant won't clean up though... or maybe bleach

**sunhuntin** · 11th March 2009, 12:31

Originally Posted by Beemer

"Boobs" on bikes says it all. Steve Crow is a sad, ugly prick who makes a living off porn - yay for him - but I'm getting tired of his "all the people from [insert town/city of your choice] are prudes who hate sex" line when people have better things to do than turn up and watch a pack of topless slappers on bikes!

Sunhuntin, if that's how you get your jollies, maybe you can ask Steve for a job. The rest of us have real sex lives so don't need his help. Take a look at the guys who line the streets to watch these parades - the same type who probably spend their evenings alone surfing porn sites on the net!

thanks for the advice beemer

... i get my jollies in many different ways, and this will be just another adventure. my missus and i attended the wellington event, and enjoyed it. take 5 mins to do some research... erotica is not all about porn. most of the booths at the welly one were selling clothes, others selling toys with one or two selling dvds. most of it was too expensive to be considered buying, but it was worth taking a look. why dont you come up when its on and take a look for yourself before judging? if you like, id be more than happy to ferry you in the parade.

misterd... mickey laws has said in the local rag today that its not his or the councils job to censor what people can and cannot attend. so basically, the porn king can bring his parade and his show, and mickey wont care. by the looks, hes going to have more complaints from the likes of ken mair, who is one of the biggest asswipes in town, and the churchy people.

**Beemer** · 11th March 2009, 14:23

Crow promotes himself and is widely known as the Porn King so I'm not the only one to associate his sleazy parades with porn. And I know full well the difference between erotica and porn - and tasteful and tacky.

It's like they say, if you have to make a big song and dance about it, then you're obviously not getting any!

**Headbanger** · 11th March 2009, 14:30

Originally Posted by Beemer

And I know full well the difference between erotica and porn - and tasteful and tacky.

You know where you draw the line, You don't get to speak for everybody else.

Not that I even see the need to define a line between erotica and porn, Its all good. Nothing evil about a set of fine looking titties.