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    are most bikes there usually in such good shape ie: still have their mirrors, fairing etc? Theres something about that exhaust thats makin me ponder ... but then I'm fuzzy brained 2day.

    Or from some of the comments above, is it merely the fact that the helmet IS done up?!

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    Obviously its a safety message to all other riders-LOATT.

    Mirrors are good for inspecting ones nibbles on the go ah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radar View Post
    The winner gets a cold beer *

    The judge will take creativity and humour into account. There really is only one odd thing in the photo.

    The pic was taken in Thailand two years ago. If you have similar pics from Asia, lets see them.

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    The woman should be pushing the bike....to save gas.

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    She should be in the kitchen cooking the man some rice, and she should have the damn kid with her.

    No wonder that country is cursed, God must be spewing on their arrogance.

    All you KB ladies take heed, Go back to the kitchen and cook up some pie before God gets the shits and sends us a plague of weta's to eat the crops and poison the well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    The woman should be pushing the bike....to save gas.
    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    She should be in the kitchen cooking the man some rice
    But how can a woman do both of these things at once ah? And I suspect you want her to be giving him a blow job at the same time
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    But how can a woman do both of these things at once ah? And I suspect you want her to be giving him a blow job at the same time
    Is it not true that multi-tasking is a women's forte?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    And I suspect you want her to be giving him a blow job at the same time
    of course,
    well i'm a guy
    forsale A100,awesome power.
    near ready for bucket raceing,or just a padock,beach hack.
    gotta be a good deal,surely

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    well with the net in the basket almost looks like a carbon front

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    Zoomed in on the photo.

    It's not a dildo in the front basket. Unless, these days, they make dildos to look like baby bottles full of milk.

    One thing I thought was strange was that the mothers jandals haven't melted even though they're resting on the exhaust. Either that or the bike hasn't been running at all and the strange thing is that they've been sitting there for a couple of hours in that pose...

    With regard to those wing mirrors - they look as though they have been strategically positioned so he can check himself out.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kemet View Post
    Zoomed in on the photo.

    It's not a dildo in the front basket. Unless, these days, they make dildos to look like baby bottles full of milk.

    One thing I thought was strange was that the mothers jandals haven't melted even though they're resting on the exhaust. Either that or the bike hasn't been running at all and the strange thing is that they've been sitting there for a couple of hours in that pose...

    With regard to those wing mirrors - they look as though they have been strategically positioned so he can check himself out.....
    i think you'll find that there are foot pegs for her and its just the angle. but i cant see a front brake?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiflyer View Post
    i think you'll find that there are foot pegs for her and its just the angle. but i cant see a front brake?
    Bugger! On second look I see you're right about the footpegs.... and possibly about that front brake too....

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    It's not an R1?

    Seriously though, is it that the wing mirrors are pointed so far inwards the only thing he is likely to see is his own chest?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kemet View Post
    Zoomed in on the photo.

    It's not a dildo in the front basket. Unless, these days, they make dildos to look like baby bottles full of milk.

    One thing I thought was strange was that the mothers jandals haven't melted even though they're resting on the exhaust. Either that or the bike hasn't been running at all and the strange thing is that they've been sitting there for a couple of hours in that pose...
    Waking up this morning and reading perfectly logical answers like this, I sigh in mock surprise,
    saying to myself "OMG, there really ARE intelligent KB'ers!"



    But then my faith returns with these KB-as-usual comments:

    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    All you KB ladies take heed, Go back to the kitchen and cook up some pie before God gets the shits and sends us a plague of weta's to eat the crops and poison the well.

    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    But how can a woman do both of these things at once ah? And I suspect you want her to be giving him a blow job at the same time

    ...Although when I really think about it, Headbanger and MadDuck probably give us more honest, perceptive and reasonable comments than anyone else.




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    Clearly the unusual thing is this guy is wealthy, and humble.

    He’s set his mirrors to get a better look of his face as he rides and his lady can also peek at his beauty.

    He rides a custom chariot with gold plated rims, rear shocks and front brake lever.

    He’s even had the custom go fast rainbow installed.

    His son is fed like a king. Look at the size of him.
    The basket out front is designed to carry 12 bottles, one in each hole. And junior has already drunk 11.
    The loyal wife carries her mobile at the ready in case junior polishes off the last drop of milk.

    So why has he got a chrome helmet instead of gold you ask? Well actually the helmet is worth more, being platinum plated titanium. Note this is not a motorcycle helmet but one associated with his role as an honrary military officer.

    Being an honorary general he rides with the fashionably shortened Army Khaki pants with horizontal mobile phone pouch but has enough taste to wear his and hers matching T-Shirts.

    And of course to let people know he is coming he turns on his Xenon head light.

    They have on board communications. Her with the headset and mouth piece that leaves the right ear clear to listen to junior. Sadly she has to ride with her head turned this way. But she does it because of her love for her family. His comms are in the plastic mouth piece sitting out from his cheek.

    Junior is dressed in fashionable red top and red topped shoes.

    Junior will grow up big. Note how is arms are bigger than his mums.

    But none of this is unusual. What is unusual is the thickness of the concrete blocks in the background on the far right.

    No wonder their buildings fall over in earthquakes.

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    Uh oh... me thinks Mystic13 has blown the competition away.
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