Gotta love mobiles...

[Boob Johnson]

I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you going?'

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied 'Yeah, not too bad thanks.'

After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to mate?'

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.

Unsure what to say, I replied 'umm, just having a quick poo... How about yourself?'

I then heard the voice for the third time ..... 'Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back, I've got some `Dickhead` in the loo next to me answering everything I say.'

[Blackshear]

I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you going?'

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied 'Yeah, not too bad thanks.'

After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to mate?'

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.

Unsure what to say, I replied 'umm, just having a quick poo... How about yourself?'

I then heard the voice for the third time ..... 'Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back, I've got some `Dickhead` in the loo next to me answering everything I say.'

Oh lawd, copypasta or not, fuggin hilarious

[CookMySock]

LOL!!! Gee you nearly made a new mate there ay!

Steve

[cc rider]

that's when you reply - 'yeh mate, so have I, catch ya later.'

[fire eyes]

fk that cracked me up ... shot Ants

[portokiwi]

cpuld have been worse....... He could have told his mate the the guy next to him is a pooh pusher

[Boob Johnson]

cpuld have been worse....... He could have told his mate the the guy next to him is a pooh pusher

You have wonderful taste in motorbikes there Porto! I used to own both an SR250 & an RF900, in that order too

[Burtha]

te he he ... classic.

[martybabe]

Brilliant on it's own and as a reminder of last week when I responded to a very beautiful and friendly girl's offer of a diet coke,"yes please sweetheart" I said, almost simultaneously with a big handsome fucker behind my right shoulder. She scowled at me and I exited stage left, shame, I loved her.

[Boob Johnson]

Brilliant on it's own and as a reminder of last week when I responded to a very beautiful and friendly girl's offer of a diet coke,"yes please sweetheart" I said, almost simultaneously with a big handsome fucker behind my right shoulder. She scowled at me and I exited stage left, shame, I loved her.

lmfao! Marty