I Hate My Job Day...

[Bren]

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins .

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in small print there is a statement:



' Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized . '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson .'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

[Tank]

One mans nightmare is a anothers dream.

There are a few on here that couldn't think of anything better an sitting around shoving things up their ass all day.

Moron Few?

[fatzx10r]

what's the diffrence between an oral and a rectal thermometer............. the taste

[kevfromcoro]

i just had a prostrate test
where the doctor sticks his finger up your arse
i bent over and felt something go in my backside
then i realised he had 2 hands on my shoulder

[Creeping Death]

i just had a prostrate test
where the doctor sticks his finger up your arse
i bent over and felt something go in my backside
then i realised he had 2 hands on my shoulder

Bling!Brilliant!

[Usarka]

Oh fuck. Rectal thermometers and amnesia aren't a good mix

[awayatc]

You know somebody is enjoying their job when you ask the doctor:
"where can I put My Clothes?"
and he answers :
" just put them on top of mine......"

[Tank]

i just had a prostrate test

Thats not something Im looking forward to when I'm older.

[kevfromcoro]

Thats not something Im looking forward to when I'm older.

well its not that bad mate....my doctor is a lady
young spunky thing remember that
she stuck her finger up my arse and and didnt have to pay her..
hahaha
KEV

[ynot slow]

Or like the surgeon,running late for his 10th anniversary romantic meal with his wife,only had time for a shower at work to make the dinner on time.He went to pay the bill and sign the docket.The maitre de said sir that's not a pen,to which the quack said,holy shit the patient has a pen in his arse.

[MarkH]

I went in for a checkup and the nurse said I should stop wanking! "Why?" I asked her. She said "because I'm trying to examine you!"

[awayatc]

yeah.....the fast life of sex drugs and rock and roll....

For many on KB that means a Wank, a rolie and an Ipod.....

[Sharry]

Wen I have a hard day I have a cheaper solution.
I look at Tanks avitar and try not to laugh....it works every time

[FJRider]

yeah.....the fast life of sex drugs and rock and roll....

For many on KB that means a Wank, a rolie and an Ipod.....

Some on-site could achieve all three... one hand tied behind their back...

[naphazoline]

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins .

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in small print there is a statement:



' Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized . '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson .'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

I'm not going to ask how you found this out.