Envelopes from the Gummint...

[slofox]

This morning I had to post a tax form to IRD...in an envelope THEY had supplied...annit weren't a quick seal neiver...it were one you hadta LICK to close...but I didn't lick it...nah...coz they got DRUGS in that gum, yeah they do, an' when ya lick it, the drugs turn ya brain to smegma...and they can control ya through the telumphony wire thingies after that...so don't lick them envelopes...and wear ya tinfoil hat too....an' don't tell 'em it wuz me wot toldya cuz they'll come an' get me in that little white van thingie...again...

[Finn]

You doing QC today?

[Murray]

You been dipping into the stock again???????

[Finn]

You been dipping into the stock again???????

That's what I suggested Mr Fourminutestoolate.

[slofox]

Nahhhh...its trooooo...them little green men out the back here told me soooo...

[slofox]

(slofox is bored today in case you hadn't noticed...)

And besides, this thread makes more sense than some I read in here...

[MisterD]

You missed a bit - thanks to you licking the envermalope, they now have your DNA on file...

[tri boy]

I use sweat form my scrotum to seal Govt envelopes, just so my scent offends that particular department for a morning

[Murray]

You doing QC today?

That's what I suggested Mr Fourminutestoolate.

Sorry didn't think that "You doing Queens Council" meant he was drinking the stock, in fact still don't understand what is meant by "Doing QC"

[slofox]

You missed a bit - thanks to you licking the envermalope, they now have your DNA on file...

yeeeeeah...troooooo. But..ya see...I DINT lick the emvelerope...dat's the whole poinnnnnt...so they DON'T got me DNA...do they....

[slofox]

Sorry didn't think that "You doing Queens Council" meant he was drinking the stock, in fact still don't understand what is meant by "Doing QC"

Quality Control

[slofox]

I use sweat form my scrotum to seal Govt envelopes, just so my scent offends that particular department for a morning

oooooo...baaaaad...they get ya DNA from there quick...don't do it no more...

[Usarka]

Never try to post a letter in a toad.

[Murray]

Quality Control

OF COURSE - But everything you sell is Quality

[MisterD]

yeeeeeah...troooooo. But..ya see...I DINT lick the emvelerope...dat's the whole poinnnnnt...so they DON'T got me DNA...do they....

Ah yoos clivver yoos is...they now has a DNA sample from tap water so they thinks yoos is thuck, but yoos have outsmarted them...