Tank/vagina battle

**newbould** · 4th March 2009, 21:52

Surely a tank bag is the answer? I'm sure if you Google "Strap on" you will find one that's suitable. Then you will be like Heather:

There was a young woman called Heather
Who's tank bag was made out of leather
No more did she hurry
She had not a worry
For biking was now such a pleasure

**Conquiztador** · 5th April 2009, 01:57

Simple: Remove the tank and your problem is solved!

**Whynot** · 5th April 2009, 05:03

Originally Posted by vifferman

I have a strong suspicion (almost blue vein cheese strength) that if I put "vagina" or other 'interesting' terms in the title of every thread I started, they'd get heaps of interest.
I guess if nothing else, at least the thread titles would be exciting...

Something like ....
"So i was riding home today vagina ..."

or maybe

"Dickhead on the blue bike on the southern vagina"

**caseye** · 5th April 2009, 12:00

na couldn't possibly work, no one would be interested, wood they?

**Elysium** · 5th April 2009, 18:58

Originally Posted by renegade master

solution solved

Well I'll be...never thought it worked both ways.

**AllanB** · 5th April 2009, 19:08

Rub a little cream on it possibly?

Pretty sure shaving cream would work.........

**Tigadae** · 8th April 2009, 19:59

im with the other dude hold on tight with ya thighs its like ridding a horse,,, feels good too

**Rob Taylor** · 8th April 2009, 20:48

Yip Vagina heading works for me

,,,, We had this problem with one of our riders(you work out which one)

..soooo we fitted stomp grip and all is solved...Grip those knees to gether hard

**Laxi** · 8th April 2009, 20:52

Originally Posted by nodrog

buy a scooter, problem solved.

the problem here is, wouldnt that just make you a big pussy and therefore more likly to have aformentioned result?

**Insanity_rules** · 8th April 2009, 21:21

Buy a Ducati, not only do you beaut girly type bikers look super hot on them but they don't tend to crotch slap you as badly. Oh no! the tank on most models is such that it stomach slaps you more instead.

It is comforting to know that ladys have the same tank issues as we do. I got a tank slap so bad once I had to stop get off and promptly dropped to the ground. I swear the pain was so bad that I could hear my ears ringing. I wonder if my bike knew that I was perving at another bike at the time?

**GrayWolf** · 9th April 2009, 10:18

Originally Posted by Tank
Tank / Vagina battle?

I dont want to battle - Hell - I'm happy to kiss and make up .

-Tank

Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho

Thanks for the gesture. OWNER has eased my pain.

Awwwwwwww thats so nice to see, her 'OWNER' has eased her pain hehe!

**awayatc** · 9th April 2009, 10:20

just don't lose it.......

**TK3** · 9th April 2009, 10:44

Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho

As someone who has just found out that OWNER's CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes I would like to know how other women get around the tank inflicted vagina damage.

Stomp grip would sort it out so you don't need to clamp so hard. $100 for the kit.