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    Must... resist...

    driving to work this morning across the new motorway extension by Dominion road.. i got to wondering ..


    fresh asphalt seal .. no traffic ...


    any plods tell me what the stir is for riding on a closed under construction motorway?


    ... provided i decided to pull over of course ....
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    Lots of hours in the truck for someone else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Lots of hours in the truck for someone else.
    "a good motorcyclist will always ensure that his rego plate is securely bolted to his toolbox before a spirited outing"
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post


    ... provided i decided to pull over of course ....
    I'm glad you added that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    I'm glad you added that
    not that i would condone ANY sort of miscreant behavior ...










    much...
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    I did it on the northern motorway extension before it opened.

    Pulled over by security.

    Said Im very very sorry - lost and all. offered to leave at slow speed.

    Got away with no plod.

    Actually by failing to do it Sarge - you are breaking the bikers code. Go do it - and if worse comes top worse - give them skidmarks name and contact details.

    I'll PM them to you - I use them for everything (other than credit applications)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    I did it on the northern motorway extension before it opened.

    Pulled over by security.

    Said Im very very sorry - lost and all. offered to leave at slow speed.

    Got away with no plod.

    Actually by failing to do it Sarge - you are breaking the bikers code. Go do it - and if worse comes top worse - give them skidmarks name and contact details.

    I'll PM them to you - I use them for everything (other than credit applications)


    oh come on .. i could never pass for Skiddy .. i passed puberty..my balls have dropped and i dont have systemic acne and a harelip


    i'll see if i can get a pic of how tempting it looks tomorrow on the way past
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    There is security on it... I tried about two month ago, as it needs tracking for GPS.

    Security guard wouldn't let me carry on

    I imagine trespass would be easy enough...
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    What are the security? Two fat oiks with feet too flat even for the real police??

    If security can catch a bike with no plate on, feck.. the world is about to end.
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    What are the security? Two fat oiks with feet too flat even for the real police??

    If security can catch a bike with no plate on, feck.. the world is about to end.
    i'll just carry a bucket of KFC to drop when they get too close ....
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    look for the open manhole lids

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