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    eek If you can get your knee down, try doing this next...

    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    >>suspended and further punishment will be decided next week.<<

    Kinky.

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    Norwegians, eh?

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    Clearly a particularly flexible race...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    They're screwed, they really don't like speeders in Norway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dave View Post
    >>suspended and further punishment will be decided next week.<<
    !!!!!marriage!!!!!
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    A mazda 323 can actually get up to 133kmh???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    A mazda 323 can actually get up to 133kmh???
    If you drop it off a cliff. With a tailwind.
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    I'll never be able listen to "Norwegian Wood" again...
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    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

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    Been there, done that.
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    Hummm the guy was fined for speeding his foot must of been on the GAS

    but sounds to me that the chic should of been fined for the veering all over the road after all she was on the stearing wheel.
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    Update on naughty Norwegians

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...at-100mph.html

    After following the couple for nearly a kilometre, officers pulled the car over at a service station.

    "We have taken away his driving licence because of the danger that he caused," Mr Hagen said.

    Prosecutors will decide within the next week what his punishment will be, with police having filmed the incident to use as evidence against the driver.
    "use as evidence" - yeh, sure

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    I say they where lisning to this


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq5GdutCRo8

    This sort of Muzic makes me forget what speed Im doing
    Any way all I can say is ROCK ON



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    Quote Originally Posted by HDTboy View Post
    Been there, done that.
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    come on, we've all done it

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