To Riff and all those that enjoy the noxious vapours that creep out of our butts, heres a read for you.
I had to post it as an attachment as it was too large otherwise.
Aargh, photos!
To Riff and all those that enjoy the noxious vapours that creep out of our butts, heres a read for you.
I had to post it as an attachment as it was too large otherwise.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Average trowel is average!
Lol, great read.
Originally Posted by John Banks
Hired tool
What kind of animal has the highest worldwide output of flatulence?
Believe it or not, the animal that wins this honor is the humble termite. Because of their diet and digestive processes (with more than the usual microbial assistance), they produce as much methane as human industry. Termite farts are believed to be a major contributor towards global warming.
So much for taxing sheep farts Helen!
Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time, I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight...
I wear jeans
.....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
straight to the pool room
Too right, endng up having to tax urbanites for an infestation, that would have been one helluva backfire,
"Resort to the law so exhausts finances, patience, courage, hope, so overthrows the brain and breaks the heart, that there is not one honourable lawyer who would not give the warning "Suffer any wrong rather than come here".
Charles Dickens
Deus ex ukulele
Let's get one thing clear right now. Ruminant animals like cows and sheep don't fart. They belch. Big difference!
Methane is a by-product of rumen digestion (the rumen being the largest of a ruminant animal's four stomachs, acting as a large fermentation vessel to aid the digestion of cellulose into simple, digestible sugars).
Cows and sheep don't fart! Get it?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Aargh, photos!
He is right you know
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Armature speller
So belching is ok then.
Cool.
Deus ex ukulele
Shucks. Validation.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Hardcore Biker
Fascinating read! So much to learn about so little things...
Aargh, photos!
I had to, I had an argument at work with a collegue that said otherwise, so thank you for your wise input Mr Hitcher sir.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Where it's at...
Is it possible to leave a brown spot on your pants because of a fart, and if so, what causes it?
LOL
Om nom nom.
Jesus built my Gixxer
Oh LOL
They do after the AI man has had his arm up there
Built for speed, not for comfort
Forum whore
I gave up trying to explain it....fuck...people are dumb...the comment I used always get was....."but thats what I heard on TV that its a fart tax not a burp tax".....FFS!!!!
Playin' around
What causes it? Poor sphincter control usually.
Aargh, photos!
Damn, just over a year old, and a thread of mine? What are the odds?
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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