Crazy Steve signs on the Dole!!!!

**Crazy Steve** · 25th July 2006, 15:34

Easy peesey lemon squeesy....

1st payment next Wednesday...$268.57pw

Wow I cant believe my Luck...

Now if anyone has any cash in hand work "Im your Man or Women"

Previous experience
Debt collecter in the Uk..(Will break bones if required)
Running Drugs around the M25 London..On Gsxr1000
Also have one mean side kick that will work for food!!!!!
Side kick is 6"8 and weighs 165kgs and recently graded
for his black belt at a deadly secret style....

Debts can be collected at a Fee of 50%...Min fee $500...

Pm me if anyones interested...

Crazy Steve..

**The_Dover** · 25th July 2006, 15:54

Originally Posted by Crazy Steve

Also have one mean side kick that will work for food!!!!!
Side kick is 6"8 and weighs 165kgs and recently graded
for his black belt at a deadly secret style....

Is WINJA that wide Steve? I would have only thought he was about 5 foot wide and 125kg????

**skelstar** · 25th July 2006, 16:07

I thought your 'side-kick' was a favourite karate move.

**Finn** · 25th July 2006, 16:15

Originally Posted by Crazy Steve

Easy peesey lemon squeesy....

1st payment next Wednesday...$268.57pw

Wow I cant believe my Luck...

Now if anyone has any cash in hand work "Im your Man or Women"

Previous experience
Debt collecter in the Uk..(Will break bones if required)
Running Drugs around the M25 London..On Gsxr1000
Also have one mean side kick that will work for food!!!!!
Side kick is 6"8 and weighs 165kgs and recently graded
for his black belt at a deadly secret style....

Debts can be collected at a Fee of 50%...Min fee $500...

Pm me if anyones interested...

Crazy Steve..

You should have gone for a disability allowance too, being crazy and all.

I'll keep you in mind for services related to tendering processes we do from time to time.

**Crazy Steve** · 25th July 2006, 16:43

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Is WINJA that wide Steve? I would have only thought he was about 5 foot wide and 125kg????

I have two brothers....

One thats 6"8 and a black belt...

And one thats soooo Crazy he in a mental hospital now....Hes been trying to get out for a couple of months now....

I hope he dosnt get out....As he will end up really hurting someone..

]

Crazy Steve..

**snuffles** · 25th July 2006, 16:48

Ever thought about family therapy?

I know there are people that can help.

By the way do you break legs or arms?

**The_Dover** · 25th July 2006, 16:53

Will you beat up women?

**SwanTiger** · 25th July 2006, 17:21

Dear Crazy Steve,

Thank you for your application. Unfortunately your work experience and skills did meet the required criteria and you have missed the opportunity to make the short-list on this occasion.

I would like to wish you well in your job hunting and any future endeavours.

Kind Regards,

Swanny

**ajturbo** · 25th July 2006, 19:03

how keen are you for a job?

i have a postion that NEEDS filling in Auckland..
you will need to be able to organise staff, security skills will be required...

pay? only $15/hr sorry.. but it is a start

AJ

**Crazy Steve** · 25th July 2006, 21:19

My Mother killed our father in 1983..She was a real nutcase!!!

Then she killed herself with a drug overdose in 94 after she was released from Jail..

Problem was my younger brother saw our mother stabbing our father to death with a craving knife...In the Family home..

I was i bit older and ran to the police station which was not far away....

It took 7police with batons to take our mother into custody....She also stabbed 3police with the same knife she use to kill our father...

All three of boys were brought up in foster families.....

But the youngest one still to this day is a Natural Born Killer!!!!!

Crazy Steve.

**Crazy Steve** · 25th July 2006, 21:21

4 got to mention that Snuffles

Crazy Steve..

**Crazy Steve** · 25th July 2006, 21:25

I love beating up Women...because they cant fight back for shit!!!!!

Thats why they use to call me Jake!!!!

Because all i bet up were Women and Drunks....

Crazy Steve...

**WINJA** · 25th July 2006, 21:46

Originally Posted by Crazy Steve

I have two brothers....

One thats 6"8 and a black belt...

And one thats soooo Crazy he in a mental hospital now....Hes been trying to get out for a couple of months now....

I hope he dosnt get out....As he will end up really hurting someone..

]

Crazy Steve..

THEY AINT YA BROTHERS YA DUMB COON THEY ARE JUST A FEW OF YOUR 12 DIFFERENT PERSONALITYS

**Ixion** · 25th July 2006, 23:11

Hey, Crazy stve, you're in Hamihole!

Get y'self over to the meeting on Thursday night and give the arseholes arseholes. Ought to be right up your alley. And gives to cops someone else to hassle instead of me.

**Lou Girardin** · 26th July 2006, 10:15

Originally Posted by Ixion

Hey, Crazy stve, you're in Hamihole!

Get y'self over to the meeting on Thursday night and give the arseholes arseholes. Ought to be right up your alley. And gives to cops someone else to hassle instead of me.

Only if he speeds on his way there.