Wanted... a woman...

[ManDownUnder]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I need a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big tits.

[Drunken Monkey]

Bah, you spoiled the joke. The first line needs to be:

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girl with big tits.

Then the last line should be:

I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with big tits.

[ZeroIndex]

Bah, you spoiled the joke. The first line needs to be:

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girl with big tits.

Then the last line should be:

I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with big tits.

LOL, yeah.. first time I heard that joke, but yes, that line woulda made it better

MUD: green rep sent.. loved that joke..

[BeakerRAT]

LOL - Is this a guideline?

[skidMark]

Whats A Girl?

[Sniper]

Whats A Girl?

Someone we need to hire to kick your arse so that there wont be an assault charge....

[skidMark]

Someone we need to hire to kick your arse so that there wont be an assault charge....

you did what with a gerbil?

[Rossi Gal]

haha thanks for the laugh!!

[skidMark]

why do i have that song in my head....when i was 35 something something small town girls that lived in the sun...err that song robbie williams ripped off....wtf is it

[Marmoot]

Once I was afraid, i was petrified <-- ??

[inlinefour]

Whats A Girl?

Mark's mumma married her brother, didn't affect Mark none....

[ManDownUnder]

Once I was afraid, i was petrified <-- ??

I am alive??

[Colapop]

I will survive.

[Naki Rat]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad
impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great
fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a
girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

[Wheeliemonsta]

THE JOURNEY OF MAN

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits



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