This is a bit silly but funny - I thought.
Farmer Brown had about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wanted chicks.
So he went down the road to the next farmer and asked if he had a rooster to sell.
The other farmer said, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem." Kenny the rooster cost a lot of money, but Farmer Brown decided he'd be worth it.
He bought Kenny, took him home, set him down in the barnyard and gave him a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job." Then he added with a chuckle, "Just take your time and have some fun." Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the hen house and Kenny took off like a shot.
WHAM! Kenny nailed every hen in the hen house three or four times.
Farmer Brown was amazed. Then he heard a commotion in the duck pen and sure enough, Kenny was in there.
Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by the lake.
Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours.
Sure enough, the next morning there is Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.
Saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, Farmer Brown shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down and now look what you've done to yourself." Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer".
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Originally Posted by Sniper
Dusty Butt 1000km - We knocked the bugger off what next?
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