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    Leaky Car Syndrome - A new dilemma

    Well folks it has spread from the houses to the cars. More and more people I see driving have got 'Leaky Car Syndrome'. How can I tell? Well they are wearing their hoods up while driving so there MUST be a leak in their car. Why else would someone make themselves look like a daft prick while removing their peripheral vision. Yes wearing a hood up in a car makes people look like daft pricks and takes away any possible chance of seeing the artic that's about to T bone them from a side street.

    We will need to start a charity to pay for the repairs to these car roofs and stop this generation from looking like sad daft pricks.
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    This is a charity I'd support..

    Can we get tee shirts made up? What about hoodies??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    This is a charity I'd support..

    Can we get tee shirts made up? What about hoodies??
    Yup, We definately need to get printed hoodies for this one.
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    fer sure

    hoodies and esp them ones that sit on the chassis rails sans seat cos it looks "racy"...daft pricks fer sure

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    Maybe we could print

    "Down with Hoodies"

    on the front?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big McJim View Post
    Yup, We definately need to get printed hoodies for this one.
    May I suggest a possible slogan?

    "DUH!"
    -Drivers Under Hoodies!-

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    Goes with the 'wearing the cap with the peak out to ine side at 45 degree angle' thing.

    Asked a young guy why he wore his cap like that and he said "If I wear it straight it makes me look like a teaindriver" WTF????

    But the hoodie thing is a sad trend/fashion stsaid
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    Hat tilted to the side. Hoodie up. Jeans down round the knees with arse hanging out. Drivers seat right back to the point you may as well lie down. Leaning into the centre of your car so that you can actually see past your momo steering wheel.. The day you realize you've been driving around for the past 5 years looking like a complete knob... Priceless

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Goes with the 'wearing the cap with the peak out to ine side at 45 degree angle' thing.

    Asked a young guy why he wore his cap like that and he said "If I wear it straight it makes me look like a teaindriver" WTF????

    But the hoodie thing is a sad trend/fashion stsaid
    And all this time i thought it was to shade the Earhole so that the Suns Rays would'nt get in and Fry their Braincells....Ooops, nearly forgot "what brain cells"

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    But the hoodie thing is a sad trend/fashion stsaid
    Oh come come mr Scumdog - these children are better educated than that - Traindrivers haven't worn hats for 20 years now. And I don't believe they are such daft pricks as to think looking like a daft prick is cool.

    No I think my first diagnosis of the problem is correct - their cars leak water....even in the sunshine. The low seats are obviously an attempt to get as far away from the leak as possible..this is unfortunately futile due to the effects of gravity but they live in hope that someone will soon abolish gravity.

    They can't be looking like that on purpose.....surely...
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    Drivers seat right back to the point you may as well lie down. Leaning into the centre of your car so that you can actually see past your momo steering wheel..
    failed a said "hoodie wearin fucker" for a wof the other day, had fixed his seat back so he had the "lean back" thing goin on yo yo

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