Only in the US of A

**placidfemme** · 24th August 2006, 15:13

Ever wanted to be a trucker?

Perhaps you want to waste good petrol for no reason?

Have an issue with the size of your "member" and wanna feel more important?

Or maybe you just have way too much money than you know what to do with?

Well here is the solution to your problem:

http://www.internationaldelivers.com...Family/cxt.asp

**BeakerRAT** · 24th August 2006, 15:18

Outta my way sheep shaggers!

**Finn** · 24th August 2006, 15:23

Oh hell yeah! I want one.

**ManDownUnder** · 24th August 2006, 15:27

Originally Posted by placidfemme

Have an issue with the size of your "member" and wanna feel more important?

Funny you should say that...

oh - I see what you mean... sorry...

**Motoracer** · 24th August 2006, 15:27

Who wants to be a sissy and get a tiny little hummer when you can have this bad boy?!

I hope Motu will never get one of these though, otherwise we'll be in trouble. A Pajero is bad enough but this...

**The Pastor** · 24th August 2006, 16:10

I'd buy one. IF I were gay.

**Finn** · 24th August 2006, 16:17

Originally Posted by renegade master

I'd buy one. IF I were gay.

So when yah getting one?

**kickingzebra** · 24th August 2006, 16:20

I'd have one,
How the feck are you gonna lane split past one of them on our huge wide roads!! What a lark, people open their doors in the car park, and barely touch your running boards!! How cool!!!

**The Pastor** · 24th August 2006, 16:35

Originally Posted by kickingzebra

I'd have one,
How the feck are you gonna lane split past one of them on our huge wide roads!! What a lark, people open their doors in the car park, and barely touch your running boards!! How cool!!!

Then once you get it raise it up and put some monsta wheels on it, Instead of lane splitting you can lane crunch your way up the line....

**Qkchk:Me** · 24th August 2006, 16:36

I was always told not to bring work issues into the home...............

**WRT** · 24th August 2006, 16:44

Ditch the double cab and make it a 2-door, lower the whole thing three feet, fit some spinners and a body kit and sign me up. Oh, and some fluffy dice please.

**Motu** · 24th August 2006, 17:17

As a little guy....I can really see me in one of those - guys would now respect me,girls would want to go to bed with me.I reckon that's the ultimate little man's truck - sign me up!