Asians!!!

[Fub@r]

One of them may be gay too! Do any of your family dress up in biker outfits??

Que "The Village People"

[McJim]

Que "The Village People"

Yeah - I was a Quantity Surveyor in a previous life - I'm sure I still have an old construction hard had kicking about somewhere....

[gijoe1313]

Aiyya dem gai gwei lao gong deng ye!? This thread has me rolling in on the rice covered shop floor of my mum and dad's chinese takeaway shop!

Duh-damn, I've been having flashbacks to my life when I was a kid growing up in 80's NZ! I'm 3rd generation kiwi chinese - Great Grandad came over in the 1800's to get the gold from South Island (Gum Sarn).

The funny thing is ... I'm crap at maths - but I teach English at High School, I've learnt several martial arts so I can jump up and kick people in the head at random if I desire! I'm racist since I prefer my girlies asian (thanks Spankme! Got any asian girls in combat fatigues? I my kawaii macho combat asian babes!)

I have to think about my responses in cantonese, but yet can follow any Hong Kong Martial Art Gun-Foo Flick in cantonese no prob! I cringe when I see a stereotypical scene with an asian involved (read : driving, arguing over cost of items and trying to park into a space too small for their car!) but yet laugh when I hear from my caucasian friends when they relate their "run-ins" with asians!

And oh yeah, I hate having to clarify peoples positions when they refer to "Asians" - when they ask me, I just say I'm an equal opportunity bigot against idiots of all nations, creeds, cultures and religions!

Now, any asians reading this have an eligible asian girl for me to marry? My mum is trying to arrange a marriage for me and I would rather have the option of having a choice in the matter!

PS - I love anime, manga, Gundam, Sanrio Products, Pokky, Haw Haw flakes and other cliched asian market products!

[McJim]

PS - I love anime, manga, Gundam, Sanrio Products, Pokky, Haw Haw flakes and other cliched asian market products!

Yeah - but you also love stuff by Games Workshop so your street cred is buggered again

[gijoe1313]

Yeah - but you also love stuff by Games Workshop so your street cred is buggered again

Too true, too much dosh and not enuff bloody sense to know better.. but then I worked at GW for a while and was meant to be a bloody manager for one in HK!

Besides, it takes one to know one!

[McJim]

Besides, it takes one to know one!

Ach ye got me!

[Fub@r]

Just for McJim

http://www.officialvillagepeople.com/

http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/village-people/

[SpankMe]

hmmmm, wet asians

[gijoe1313]

Thank you Spankme, thank you, dor jie, domo arigato gozaimasu, anyon-hasse-yo, ah you get the general idea...but wheres the asian gurlies with guns????

[Fub@r]

Thank you Spankme, thank you, dor jie, domo arigato gozaimasu, anyon-hasse-yo, ah you get the general idea...but wheres the asian gurlies with guns????

Just for you GI



http://badgirls.web.infoseek.co.jp/

[MacD]

Thank you Spankme, thank you, dor jie, domo arigato gozaimasu, anyon-hasse-yo, ah you get the general idea...but wheres the asian gurlies with guns????

LOL, they'll be here soon!

By the way, have you seen SpankMe's other websites?

[Drum]

hmmmm, wet asians

Mamas' makin Canton!

[bobsmith]

I just don't get this thing about asian chicks.... I'd take a beautiful brunette over an asian any day... oh hang on, I already have... better shut up..

[skelstar]

Have you SEEN the last 20 pictures that Spank has posted?!?!?!?!?

[bobsmith]

yeah, but asians just don't do it for me as I said.... See:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=60

Now... I do agree that a lot of asian women drivers are absolutely shocking...

Just look at the driving of my sister, mum and several of my aunties... There is a reason why if I go anywhere with them, I INSIST that I drive....

[edit] - reading through some previous posts... perhaps I'm too westernised since I'm a Korean??? then I'd rather be in the worst group of people to deal with... I'LL TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY AND CHEAT YOU BEFORE YOU REALISE IT!! MUHAHAHAHAHA.... (ok... back to my padded room now...)

[edit 2] - also: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ghlight=bikini