Ha ha Labour

**Drunken Monkey** · 31st August 2006, 09:08

Originally Posted by dhunt

...Maybe should start our own party.

Rule 1. Every 15 year old must learn to ride a scooter.
Rule 2. Bikes allowed to travel at xxx speed on open roads - cages lots less xxx
Rule 3. Criminals have to work for their bread and water - no slackers
Rule 4. Cages have a xxx% tax on them - reduce road toll
Rule 5. .... You get the idea...

Well catch me a steer and call me Texas!

Originally Posted by dnos

I think anyone who wants to be prime minister - should automatically be disqualified from holding the position...

Impractical, unlikely, but I agree.

**Dafe** · 31st August 2006, 09:29

How about this for The Dept of Corrections.....

The piece of shit that strangled and bashed and killed the 17 year old in the van a few days ago, turned up in court yesterday wearing a Tee Shirt that had the following written on the front.

"Keep your eye on the rising star of crime"

and on the back....

"Serial Killers normally don't work alone."

That says alot about the Dept of Corrections allowing their crims to turn up dressed like that.
I say Barry Matthews, CEO of Dept of Corrections should get the boot.

**MSTRS:Me** · 31st August 2006, 09:45

Originally Posted by CaN

Thank you for the Rowling example, proves my point nicely. Would you call him a corrupt leader? I wouldn't.

He wasn't around long enough. Nor was Geoffrey Palmer. Or Mike Moore. Or Big Norm.....

**MSTRS:Me** · 31st August 2006, 09:47

Originally Posted by Dafe

How about this for The Dept of Corrections.....

The piece of shit that strangled and bashed and killed the 17 year old in the van a few days ago, turned up in court yesterday wearing a Tee Shirt that had the following written on the front.

"Keep your eye on the rising star of crime"

and on the back....

"Serial Killers normally don't work alone."

That says alot about the Dept of Corrections allowing their crims to turn up dressed like that.
I say Barry Matthews, CEO of Dept of Corrections should get the boot.

More proof that it is all about 'rights' but NOT about 'responsibility'

**TLDV8** · 31st August 2006, 09:55

Originally Posted by MSTRS

More proof that it is all about 'rights' but NOT about 'responsibility'

I like the bit where the offender had his face blotted out (innocent until proven guilty apparently)..but the witness who was on a simple visa charge had his face shown..... No doubt they have TV and Internet in remand,good luck to that guy, bending over in the shower will be the least of his problems.

*

As far as the The Dept of Corrections.After doing my bit to house some of these "folk" it came as no surprise the last prison job was some $100 million over budget.I saw the blurb on TV about the Wiri Womens prison,it was so censored it wasn't funny..If the public did a walkaround and saw what is really there they would spew............ and that is only 1 of the 3 being built.Hampton Downs will be no different.... The first thing i thought of Wiri was there will be a cue at the gate to get in,it is that nice......... Shower/TV in every unit..manicured lawns with embossed symbols,even a Marai...No BS,it is like a holiday camp and only $150 million to the taxpayer.

**ktulu** · 31st August 2006, 10:12

We're heading down a fairly dangerous path I reckon.

Being a bit too conservitive for our own good.

Lets hope that changes and we toughen up and regain some national pride after the next election.

**The_Dover** · 31st August 2006, 10:17

Originally Posted by Dafe

How about this for The Dept of Corrections.....

The piece of shit that strangled and bashed and killed the 17 year old in the van a few days ago, turned up in court yesterday wearing a Tee Shirt that had the following written on the front.

"Keep your eye on the rising star of crime"

and on the back....

"Serial Killers normally don't work alone."

That says alot about the Dept of Corrections allowing their crims to turn up dressed like that.
I say Barry Matthews, CEO of Dept of Corrections should get the boot.

I think they should allow that cunt to be arse raped to death by those zimbabweans with aids.

**The_Dover** · 31st August 2006, 10:20

Originally Posted by TLDV8

I like the bit where the offender had his face blotted out (innocent until proven guilty apparently)..but the witness who was on a simple visa charge had his face shown..... No doubt they have TV and Internet in remand,good luck to that guy, bending over in the shower will be the least of his problems.

*

As far as the The Dept of Corrections.After doing my bit to house some of these "folk" it came as no surprise the last prison job was some $100 million over budget.I saw the blurb on TV about the Wiri Womens prison,it was so censored it wasn't funny..If the public did a walkaround and saw what is really there they would spew............ and that is only 1 of the 3 being built.Hampton Downs will be no different.... The first thing i thought of Wiri was there will be a cue at the gate to get in,it is that nice......... Shower/TV in every unit..manicured lawns with embossed symbols,even a Marai...No BS,it is like a holiday camp and only $150 million to the taxpayer.

No shit man. I had a supplier in the office telling me all about the underfloor heating in all these new prisons and Sky TV in every fucking cell. Not to mention heated plinths for their mattresses.

And our schools are cold? (But have lots of nice flash flatscreens.)

Who the fuck dictates where public money is spent? Special Needs Jimmy off the Rock? nah, even he's not that fucking retarded.

**MSTRS:Me** · 31st August 2006, 11:06

Originally Posted by ktulu

...
Being a bit too conservitive for our own good....

Eh? Do you mean 'liberal'??

**SwanTiger** · 31st August 2006, 11:11

Hey how about some of us run a coupe against the Labour Government, if we fail it isn't going to be so bad in Jail with the underfloor heating, onsweat and Sky TV.

Bit of a Win Win situation for criminals; "Robbed a Bank and failed, oh well, Jail is better than my state house in South Auckland".

**The_Dover** · 31st August 2006, 11:13

Originally Posted by SwanTiger

Hey how about some of us run a coupe against the Labour Government, if we fail it isn't going to be so bad in Jail with the underfloor heating, onsweat and Sky TV.

Bit of a Win Win situation for criminals; "Robbed a Bank and failed, oh well, Jail is better than my state house in South Auckland".

Answer my PM you cock.

**SwanTiger** · 31st August 2006, 11:14

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Answer my PM you cock.

How many times do I have to tell you, it's over, I don't love you anymore, stop harrassing me.

**Indiana_Jones** · 31st August 2006, 11:20

Originally Posted by Dafe

That's Helen Clark, Scoring brownie points for the upcoming UN council elections. (Treat the third worlds problems while screwing the working New Zealander!)

Yep, that's all the bitch wants, I hope she fucks off and dies

-Indy