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    Thank god for that, You had me worried, Thought you had lost the plot all together.
    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
    BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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    you would have had to ride along K'rd. How many looks did you get from all the pretty tall ladies with facial hair Finn?
    Cibby play thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by 07fatboy View Post
    I'snt this in the wrong forum thingy.....very humorous
    It's about a bike isn't it? I can now talk with first hand experience about the mighty Suzuki GSXR 1000.

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    Is that the left or the right hand. As they say, the left feels like someone else it doing it for you.
    Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Postie View Post
    you would have had to ride along K'rd. How many looks did you get from all the pretty tall ladies with facial hair Finn?
    It wasn't the looks that worried him it was the comments.

    "That bitch can't come party with us anymore now that he doesn't have a honda"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    It wasn't the looks that worried him it was the comments.

    "That bitch can't come party with us anymore now that he doesn't have a honda"
    the looks were more necrophilia based, they know he's gonna be face down and incapacitated with in a week riding a Zuki
    Cibby play thing

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    as oppposed to face down and infiltrated whilst riding a honda.

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    so how do you like it Finn? does it compare well to your repsol?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    so how do you like it Finn? does it compare well to your repsol?
    Finn's exact words after getting off my GSXR1000 were

    "I DO RIDE A FAGS BIKE, DON'T I?"

    mind you, since he got the MV the repsol's seen about as much action as Sniper and Sarge combined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    You can grow them?

    I have a greenhouse, what else do I need? I want to be the first man on the planet with two penises.
    I thought you already had two.
    You can't get as silly as you just pulling on one.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    I want to be the first man on the planet with two penises.
    Sorry been done, "Stacey Brown Got Two" (S Silverstein)
    There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin View Post
    I thought you already had two.
    You can't get as silly as you just pulling on one.
    Fuck, I thought I was a herm and that other one was my clit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    You can grow them?

    I have a greenhouse, what else do I need? I want to be the first man on the planet with two penises.
    Ask this guy nicely, he might let you keep the scraps. http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Man...408067112.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    Fuck, I thought I was a herm and that other one was my clit.
    Then go fuck yourself.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Hope it isn't a thou Finn, otherwise you're definitely gay. 750cc is the proper size for people that can actually ride and don't need power to overcome their lack of riding skill while the 600cc is for those super human bastards that are in a different class on a bike.
    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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