Harley Man writes to Dear Abby

**Korumba** · 11th September 2006, 18:36

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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I check ing up on her. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

**RiderInBlack** · 11th September 2006, 19:00

Originally Posted by Korumba

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Dear HD Rider,

It is not to unusual for HD's ta leak a little bit before they have warmed up fully. But yes, it does sound like ya need ta take ya Miss back to ya Dealer. Get him ta shag her. This should solve any desire for her ta sleep around and will possibly give ya a good discount on some choice drugs.

Abby

**Korumba** · 11th September 2006, 19:03

lol nice reply Abby

**scumdog** · 11th September 2006, 19:06

Shee-it!! An oil leak on your faithful steed!

Man, if I was you I'd be REAL worried, let me know how it pans out and how hard it was to fix.

And if your missus is seeing a H-D dealership manager your worries are over.

**Edbear** · 11th September 2006, 20:02

Originally Posted by scumdog

let me know how it pans out

**MSTRS:Me** · 12th September 2006, 09:11

Originally Posted by Edbear

Why don't you just hit the man's head with a shovel? Or your knuckle? That'd iron out your frustrations. Shessh

**placidfemme** · 12th September 2006, 10:34

lol good one...

**Edbear** · 12th September 2006, 12:25

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Why don't you just hit the man's head with a shovel? Or your knuckle? That'd iron out your frustrations. Shessh

**Skyryder** · 12th September 2006, 17:48

Dear HD Rider.

Find another ride..........two times.

Abby

**oldrider** · 12th September 2006, 21:01

Even Harley riders are picking on Harleys, there really can't be a God after all.

At least he knows what is important in life!

(lol) John.

**Shadows** · 12th September 2006, 21:27

Hehehe that's blingable.

**scumdog** · 13th September 2006, 01:11

Originally Posted by oldrider

Even Harley riders are picking on Harleys, there really can't be a God after all.

At least he knows what is important in life!

(lol) John.

Just shows we're not as full of our own shit as non- Harley owners would have you believe eh?

**Big Dave** · 15th September 2006, 14:25

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now
that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings
but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out
with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she
always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I
always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off,
as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she
wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what
time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never
touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I
have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I
just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide
behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she
comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that
I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a
little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

Thanks,
HarleyMan