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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin View Post
    OK, I'm bored with Asians. Any Eastern European chick pics?
    I second that.... MMMMmmmmmmm Russians......
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsmith View Post
    I second that.... MMMMmmmmmmm Russians......

    Aye! Big Breasted Russians please......they are Asians too. Look at the map.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bend-it View Post
    Then just "the idiot driver" would suffice. Have you ever, on seeing bad European driving, see the urge to label them? German driver or french driver? Or swiss driver? Ahhh, it was European either way...
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    Have you ever seen the Italians????? No really, you can tell their driving style a mile away.

    As for the rest:
    The french drive with one hand on the horn and the other out the window.
    The germans drive really fast and somehow manage to be polite.
    The swiss are always found in clean cars, and are always on time.
    Scandanavians are just amazing, nothing ever seems to faze them, except dry roads.

    There are definately various grades of 'idiot drivers' but a friend of mine once described to me the worst possible combination of driver/vehicle/conditions.
    An elderly Female (asian/italian?) taxi driver, driving a Volvo (4x4) taxi in rush hour, still wearing her Bowls uniform (with hat) after a light lunch and several sherries with the girls, in a pissing rain-storm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmoot View Post
    Aye! Big Breasted Russians please......they are Asians too. Look at the map.

    bring the pictures on
    I'm talking about the Slavic ones. Far Eastern Russians are mongoloid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife View Post
    Have you ever seen the Italians????? No really, you can tell their driving style a mile away.
    Strangely enough, I didn't see any archetypal Italian driving over there. They'd put Kiwis to shame with their lane discipline and courtesy. But then just about anyone else would. Even some fear crazed Lebanese escaping an F16 would be safer than most of our drivers.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin View Post
    Strangely enough, I didn't see any archetypal Italian driving over there. They'd put Kiwis to shame with their lane discipline and courtesy. But then just about anyone else would. Even some fear crazed Lebanese escaping an F16 would be safer than most of our drivers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    I'll give credit where credits due. They could teach our lot a thing or two in the manners department. But here's the thing, put an asian behind a spheical object, be steering wheel or a one dollar coin and their personality changes. The steering wheel seems to effect their english as they suddenly do not understand. The dollar coin highlights their mathmatical skills with the result that their english suddenly improves.
    Their maths knowledge is probably enough to know that neither of those objects is spherical, too ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    hmmmmm, asians
    Yup you got it..There are lots of good things about Asians..
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    For everything I've done in life so far, not once have I been fucked over by an Asian. Indians and Europeans however, I don't have enough fingers and toes to count them on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife View Post
    As for the rest:
    The french drive with one hand on the horn and the other out the window.
    The germans drive really fast and somehow manage to be polite.
    The swiss are always found in clean cars, and are always on time.
    Scandanavians are just amazing, nothing ever seems to faze them, except dry roads.
    Belgians: avoid, at all costs.

    I've never had any trouble with French drivers (save for one lovely lady spanking my mate off his ZX6R outside Le Mans: gotta love that old priorite a droit rule) and, as I think you imply, German and Scandinavian drivers have been exemplary in my experience.

    But Belgians, especially in Belgium, scare the bejesus out of me. If you're not doing a ton plus, less than a foot off the guy in front's bumper, you just aren't playing their game.

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