Accident blame

**Maverick** · 20th September 2006, 10:41

Q: If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame?

A: The motorcyclist is. He shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen?

**SARGE** · 20th September 2006, 10:42

Originally Posted by Maverick

Q: If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame?

A: The motorcyclist is. He shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen?

ouch.. the red rep from the ladies sounds like gunfire...

**Str8 Jacket** · 20th September 2006, 10:49

LMFAO! Bling awarded, thats pretty good!

**Beemer** · 20th September 2006, 10:52

If a woman thumps a man who sorely deserves it, does it still count as assault?

Good joke though!

**Str8 Jacket** · 20th September 2006, 10:54

Originally Posted by Beemer

If a woman thumps a man who sorely deserves it, does it still count as assault?

Most likely...... So you best be doing a good job of it!

**WRT** · 20th September 2006, 11:39

Originally Posted by Beemer

If a woman thumps a man who sorely deserves it, does it still count as assault?

Good joke though!

Depends, if you just thump him one good punch, then its counted as assaulting him. If you hit him lightly with lots of little light blows all over, then its just a peppering.

**Beemer** · 20th September 2006, 13:42

Originally Posted by WRT

Depends, if you just thump him one good punch, then its counted as assaulting him. If you hit him lightly with lots of little light blows all over, then its just a peppering.

I like the idea of giving someone a good peppering! 'Tis the season for it, methinks!