SHAKESPEAREAN QUOTES and QUOTES IN GENERAL..

**Big Dave** · 17th September 2006, 22:36

Originally Posted by Hitcher

What, another junket?

Just firming up the plans - nothing set.

**idb** · 17th September 2006, 22:44

Originally Posted by Hitcher

What, another junket?

Heh, nothing gets pasteurise, does it?

**Hitcher** · 17th September 2006, 22:45

Dairy, dairy me.

**gijoe1313** · 17th September 2006, 23:50

As is wont to cheddar other peoples remarks, the thief of time is not music to mine ears which unleashes the dogs of wars. On this day, s/he that stands this ruinous mix of torment will stand as a paragon of virtue, et tu? Has not a biker eyes, ears and a heart? The die is cast when good people stand idle and lose their whey. The cure for this is a fixed stare in the face of those jackanapes to be rennet! The thin blue vein is stopped evermore in the name of Edam and Eva! The lords of Camebert, Mousillion and Stilton will placated by these mews. Star-crossed lovers will weep with the wilting of the passing of Rosencrantz and Guildenstein who knew their cheese!

Deign to be ignoble in design, 'tis nobler to nobble thy nibbles in the foray of feigned quotes that quit its purpose in the prime of its listless life!

**Big Dave** · 18th September 2006, 00:39

who farted?

**McJim** · 18th September 2006, 08:27

Originally Posted by Big Dave

who farted?

Warned you about the Egg Vindaloo.

**woodybee** · 22nd September 2006, 23:01

Hey dudes and dudess's well now cometh the time for more injection into this thread, How cometh thy voice of quotes has dimmed to a mere fraction of what starteth this daftest thread. So unleash those quotes and lets getteth going once more.......hmmmmmm "live for thy moment, coz thy moment will not waiteth for you:, twill diminish before thyn eyes, like the smallest candle will diminish with the lacketh of air!!" oh well its a tryeth at least.

**Big Dave** · 23rd September 2006, 22:32

Blackadder
'The only decent impression he can do is of a man with no talent.'

'He's the most overrated human being since Judas Iscariot
won the AD 31 Best Disciple Competition.'

'She's famous for having the worst personality in Germany,
and as you can imagine that's up against some pretty stiff
competition.'

'It minds me not that you dress like a mad parrot and talk like
a plate of beans negotiating their way out of a cow's digestive
system...'

'You're the worst entertainer since St Paul the Evangelist
toured Palestine with his trampoline act.'

I fear your services might be as useful as a barber's shop on
the steps of the guillotine.'

'(Wales is) a ghastly place, huge gangs of tough, sinewy men
roaming the valleys terrifying people with their close-harmony
singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to
pronounce the place names. Never ask for directions in Wales,
Baldrick - you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a
fortnight.'

'You are to be congratulated, my friend. We live in an age
where illness and deformity are commonplace, and yet,
Ploppy, you are, without a doubt, the most repulsive individual
I have ever met. I would shake your hand, but fear it would
come off.' -- Blackadder,

'He's got a brain the size of a weasel's wedding tackle.' -- Blackadder

**McJim** · 23rd September 2006, 22:48

My fave Blackadder moment is the "Great booze up Edmund" transformation into "Great Boo's up" I would attempt to relay this but suspect the transcript would be less than perfect and that the imperfections would be noted - I therefore leave this to those greater than me (or that actually have the DVD and can touch type while watching!)

**gijoe1313** · 23rd September 2006, 22:56

Originally Posted by McJim

My fave Blackadder moment is the "Great booze up Edmund" transformation into "Great Boo's up" I would attempt to relay this but suspect the transcript would be less than perfect and that the imperfections would be noted - I therefore leave this to those greater than me (or that actually have the DVD and can touch type while watching!)

Why doncha jus' do a goodie google on the transcript oh bonny prince? I'm shure sum no-life geek has done just tha' fer ye edification!