Woody's Heaven

**Flyingpony** · 29th September 2006, 15:32

A Woody arrived at the Pearly Gates. St Peter appraised his application but rejected admission - the first ever. As we all know Woody’s always go straight to Heaven.
The Woody was immediately transported downstairs to spend eternity in a far hotter place. But he accepted his fate and set about doing the place up. The usual - a nice redgum bar, beautifully turned salt and pepper shakers, an oak hearth for the fire – that sort of thing. In no time the place was looking a treat.
Now, the Devil was very impressed by this work, in fact he was rapped. He had never seen the place looking so good and homely.
At about this time God realised that a mistake had been made – the Woody’s entry to Heaven should never have been rejected. No problem, “I’ll just give Satan a ring and sort the problem out”, he thought.
The call was duly made but when Satin refused to release our Woody God was furious.
“I insist that you release the Woody”, said God.
“No”, said the Devil, “and there’s nothing you can do about it”
“Why…why… I’ll sue”, said God.

“My friend and just where in Heaven do you think you are going to find a lawyer”, the Devil replied

**Motu** · 29th September 2006, 17:14

I'm not gunna ask,'cause then everyone will know I don't know....'yknow?

**Flyingpony** · 3rd October 2006, 08:06

Originally Posted by Motu

I'm not gunna ask,'cause then everyone will know I don't know....'yknow?

Hmm, okay, then I'll write the answer really small so they'll hopefully miss it.
A 'Woody' is a profession where a person works with timber to make furniture and joinery.

**Lias** · 3rd October 2006, 08:46

Originally Posted by Flyingpony

Hmm, okay, then I'll write the answer really small so they'll hopefully miss it.
A 'Woody' is a profession where a person works with timber to make furniture and joinery.

So that'd be a joiner then? :-P

**Motu** · 3rd October 2006, 08:53

So what happened to Chippies?

**yungatart** · 3rd October 2006, 09:43

Originally Posted by Motu

So what happened to Chippies?

A chippie is a carpenter

**Finn** · 3rd October 2006, 09:47

Originally Posted by Motu

So what happened to Chippies?

They will all burn in hell for leaky building syndrome.

**Swoop** · 3rd October 2006, 10:04

Originally Posted by Finn

They will all burn in hell for leaky building syndrome.

Send some building inspectors with them. They said "all is well with your building".
And the designers - they designed it using all of their intelligence...
But hey, it's easier to blame the monkeys...

**Finn** · 3rd October 2006, 10:10

Originally Posted by Swoop

Send some building inspectors with them. They said "all is well with your building".
And the designers - they designed it using all of their intelligence...
But hey, it's easier to blame the monkeys...

True, but I was working with Ixions comment. The WTC said my case is very strong especially given the ACC signed it off themselves. The original developer still owns a house in the complex so he's going down. The builder just started up another company and has built more atrocities. The architect has also changed his name.

But as Helen Clark said "it's just a media beatup." There is no leaky building syndrome.