Originally Posted by Beemer
Sniper is actually in recovery right now .. i dont thinks he's on KB for the next few days ..
heal fast bro...
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
Sniper is actually in recovery right now .. i dont thinks he's on KB for the next few days ..
heal fast bro...
.....your time is coming
you mean you were initially interested!!!!..well at least ya saw the light in ter end plus I was talking to DMTD Sundaze and Dover has been shaved so I would be worried about the wig falling off...............his head that is!!!!!
dover??? ive just lost interest now
Aargh, photos!
Im getting, there thanks SARGE. Was trying to get busy this morning, but it hurtsDamn birthday sex
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
The Loose Goose
WAY too much information! Hope you're on the road to recovery - better get in some more practice on a regular basis if it hurts that much...Im getting, there thanks SARGE. Was trying to get busy this morning, but it hurts
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
The not so placid...
*runs off to bunnings and hopes they can both fit on the back of my bike*
I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing
mucho papoosa bueno no panocha
Deus ex ukulele
That's not what you said in your first post...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Hardcore Biker
hmm shaved did you say?
do you reckon he could dress up in a tight lil mini skirt, with a padded DD size bra. ill pick him up on my harley ive got a nice lil sheepskin covered seat for that one. just tell him not to shave his legs i like to run my callused hands oh wirey hairy legs i cant stand the stubble thing, but his back, arms, armpits, hands, feet, the soles of his feet, neck, nose, face, ears and arse crack must all be waxed.oh and pubes too i forgout bout that one hmm as for the wig ill use locktite to make sure the wig sticks to his head. heres some pics of me a real stud muffin
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Scooter boy
Over the last month I became the victim of a clever confidence trick
while out shopping.
Simply going out to do some shopping turned out to
be quite a traumatic experience.
Don't be naive enough to think it
couldn't happen to you!
Here's how the scam works.
Two seriously good-looking 21-year-old girls come over to your car as
you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your
windscreen with a rag and water , with their cleavage almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and instead ask
you for a lift to another shopping centre.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start stripping off.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
& 20th, April 2nd, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just
yesterday, and very likely again this coming weekend as soon as I can
buy more wallets.
Please pass this message on to all the men you know, to warn them about
this dreadful scam!
deploy the yak!
F M S
on the wagon
will keep an eye out
thanks for the heads up
Chump
Bwahahahahahaha. Brilliant.
Sleep is for the weak.
deploy the yak!
i bet you will and i bet it is....
F M S
Deep in the heart...
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ght=scam+girls
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ght=scam+girls
Search is your friend, still funny though.
The only thing that pisses me off about this scam is no-one ever says where it is happening! lol.
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Ginja Ninja
Thats cause they're all so ashamed of having their wallets stolen that they don't want anyone to know about it. Either that, or as Dasser would suggest, they return to the scene with another wallet to try and do a citizens arrest....
'I always have coffee when I watch radar, everyone knows that' - Lord Dark Helmet -
www.stepup.mil.nz
Rest In Peace
had to do with marriage though,exwife got most things,mind you i was allowed to pay the child support.much like joke on why cyclones maned after females?they are noisey when coming and all they leave ya with is your car.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
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