The "F" word.

[Waylander]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TWj4gkfkS4

Enjoy.

[hXc]

I won't even bother

[marty]

monty python, however there is some debate over the origins of it. i see that there is a link to a disneyland writer, who obviously didn't want to be connected with this skit. python did it best - this youtube version is a cartoon made for the merkins

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Of all the English words beginning with F, fuck is the single one referred to as the "F-word". It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. Fuck from German's "fliechen" which mean to strike. In English, fuck folds into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley". As an intransitive verb; "Shirley fucks". It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as; John's doing all the fucking work. As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too fucking much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is fucking beautiful. As a noun; "I don't give a fuck". As part of a word: "abso-fucking-lutely" or "in-fucking-credible". Or as almost every word in a sentence: "fuck the fucking fuckers!". As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versatility such as the word fuck, as in these examples used as the following words;

Fraud: "I got fucked"
Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now"
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"
Aggresion: "Don't fuck with me, buddy!"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question"
Inquery: "Who the fuck was that?"
Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here"
Incompetence: "He's a fuck-off!"
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and fuck yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
Use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly: FUCK YOU!

[Waylander]

monty pyton, however there is some debate over the origins of it. i see that there is a link to a disneyland writer, who obviously didn't want to be connected with this skit. python did it best - this youtube version is a cartoon made for the merkins

Actually it's made using a computer game called World of Warcraft. Impressive I think since the creator of it only used ingame stuff without changing any of the games programming.

First I'de heard of it on that vid but I figured it was stolen from somwhere else.

[Macktheknife]

Actually the word does not come from German, but from the english law scribes, as a contraction of a sentence handed down in court.
Conviction For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, so in the olde law books it reads like the criminal got to add his own comment;
Mr J.D.Brown: Convicted; F.U.C.K.
The old story about it being illegal to have sex without the consent of the king is bollocks. (Fornication Under Consent of the King).

Good clip though, I havent seen it done with WoW before.