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    Pet Frog

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    Subject: Pet Frog.....


    Pet Frog.....



    A young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic
    pet.
    As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.


    The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete
    instructions."


    The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her.
    She
    whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."


    As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the
    instructions." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her
    way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens
    the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what
    is specified:


    1. Take a shower.



    2. Splash on some nice perfume.



    3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.



    4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the
    frog to do what he has been trained to do.



    She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise
    nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at
    this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of
    the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call
    the pet store."



    So, the blonde calls the pet store.



    The man says, "I'll be right over."



    Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.



    The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything
    according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits there."



    The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
    into its eyes and sternly says:



    "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time"

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    I haven't seen that joke before, its pretty good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
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    haha i dont care.. that is hilarous...

    why has no one else thought of this?
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    Part of me's laughing... and part is wondering if it actually works...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Part of me's laughing... and part is wondering if it actually works...
    Wanna buy a frog?........

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Wanna buy a frog?........
    Get fucked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Get fucked.
    Gotta buy a frog first dude........

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Gotta buy a frog first dude........
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