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  • Get over it, pussy

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  • Get a crossbow and keep it somewhere handy

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  • Just hope they dont come back, ring the law if they do

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  • Let the dover and boomer smash them next friday night

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Thread: What would you do? *home invasion*

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    What would you do? *home invasion*

    Saterday night, about 11pm, myself and about a dozen of my friends were having a bit of a do. Music playing, bit of drinking, basically having a good time.
    Then the door opens.
    Its a young male of 20ish, he is wearing a blue scarf over his mouth and he has a couple of dozen mates all also wearing the same blue scarf in a similar fashion.
    "Is that us" he asks me when i ask him what he is up too....
    I said "no, that is not us, Fuck off out of my house".....
    he starts getting more fired up and the group enters the house further.
    I turn and walk away as i can tell im about to get smacked.
    I ring the police, who are there almost instantly, nice.
    Half of the group gets taken away, half bolt thru propertys etc.

    Now these young males live straight across the road from me.
    The cops are always there.
    Im a little shaken up.
    im not a violent person but i feel like going out and buying a crossbow or something silly.

    What would you do?

    1. Get over it, pussy
    2. Get a crossbow and keep it somewhere handy
    3. Just hope they dont come back, ring the law if they do
    4. let the dover and boomer smash them next friday night

    I dont feel at ease in my own home and it sucks!
    these guys seem rather dangerous to me, they have been involved in a few violent crimes around the show recently. Its fairly obvious they are on the crack.

    baaaa!
    what would you do?

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    molotov their house at about 1pm on a Tuesday thats when P fiends will be at home and at rest.

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    I think you did the right thing... ringing the police, but it doesnt help that they live just across the road from you.

    Umm I would prob go with option 2 and 3 in that instance or maybe even move house, (which you shouldnt have to do) Makes me feel quite angry that you cant feel comfortable in your own space... I just hope they don't come back kiwi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishy View Post
    moletoff their house at about 1pm on a Tuesday thats when P fiends will be at home and at rest.
    Molotov. Russian chap. Didn't take shit either.
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    Mate - I don't know what to tell you except to take proactive legal steps (get a trespass order and the like) so the cops and the courts see there is grounds for action if when it ever comes up.

    That sucks.

    Problem is that he's dumb with bog all to lose, and is obviously safer in a pack (that will get formed again at the drop of a hat if he ever sees the need). I really don't know how to deal with that except the horrible truth that force is probably the only thing he respects, and it's the one thing you're least inclined to use (if you're like me anyway).

    I'd keep calling the cops, keep out of his way and watch for other/better suggestions in this thread
    Last edited by ManDownUnder; 30th October 2006 at 11:01.
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    If they are renting, get in touch with the owner of the house though the rates record, held by the council, and tell the landlord what's going on, that they are intimidating neigbours and the whole neighbourhood wants them out.
    Last edited by Steam; 30th October 2006 at 11:06. Reason: I made some stupid suggestions
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    ... take proactive legal steps (get a trespass order and the like) so the cops and the courts see there is grounds for action if when it ever comes up.
    Usually I'd say smash 'em/go hard BUT as they live where they do and are obviously nil-brained cunts with zero fear of the Law, I'd go with what MDU said cause they'll be back more than likely. Have had this situation more than a "couple" of times in the past and ended up getting more than a little messy.
    Buy a crossbow? Dude,one shot,one kill...15 more fuckers toes'n you up plus 10 years in jail. Not worth it...

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    "is that us" >> what the?!

    option 5; move to Rotovegas...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    If they are renting, get in touch with the owner of the house though the rates record, held by the council, and tell the landlord what's going on, that they are intimidating neigbours and the whole neighbourhood wants them out.
    Bloody good point. Landlord has a legal responsibility to ensure the privacy etc of the neighbours.
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    There is no way you should move, I would also suggest the flaming of the house, but only after you have secured all exit points, also you should be out side with the crossbow in case anything does escape.
    On the other hand, you will end up in jail or watching over your shoulder all the time for their hommies after retribution. The other thing you could do, would be to go over and face them, tell them that you don't want to be fighting with neighbours and that they are not welcome without an invite, the same as everybody else, tell them you had to call the cops as they weren't listening to you, so what option did you have? They may have some sort of humanity and might leave you alone.
    Or, find out which gang they are in, go and find a rival gang who wants to "beat those bros, ass down" and politely inform them where they live and if needs be, slip them some gas money.
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    Seriously doubt you'll 'win' with reciprocated violence. Keep pressure on the cops (did they have any advice?)...be passive. Don't give the wankers motivation to come back.
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    Stick an ad in the paper for a gay massage parlour, at their address.

    They'll soon get sick of poofs turning up and asking for head and move out.

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    Shit mate, I'd watch out for those little fuckers. Young street gangs like that are nothing but trouble and probably wouldn't think twice about knocking you out then keep bashing you until you end up in bloody hospital or fucking dead... (just look at the youth gangs in some parts of South Auckland recently). These guys have no brains, goals or ambitions and nothing to lose which makes them bloddy dangerous. Be careful out there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    Stick an ad in the paper for a gay massage parlour, at their address.

    They'll soon get sick of poofs turning up and asking for head and move out.
    Ha ha, brilliant!! May also get rid of a few fags...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    Stick an ad in the paper for a gay massage parlour, at their address.

    They'll soon get sick of poofs turning up and asking for head and move out.
    Dunno mate....they may love the extra 'in cum'.....

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