Halloween - bah humbug

**bobsmith** · 31st October 2006, 10:01

The solution is simple print the following out and stick it somewhere near the front of your property and your doorstep

**Big Dave** · 31st October 2006, 10:05

Thank you postie - I didn't know why I ignore that shit - now I do.
Just like Valentines day.

**MattRSK** · 31st October 2006, 10:06

Originally Posted by bobsmith

The solution is simple print the following out and stick it somewhere near the front of your property and your doorstep

A white piece of paper?

**Swoop** · 31st October 2006, 10:08

With the dietary requirements of kiwi kids nowadays, fruit would be a much better serving suggestion.

AND... where is OSH during all of this??? What happens if you provide a sugary morsel to a young person, and they have an allergic reaction to the item? Liability laws might just prevent this.

**MattRSK** · 31st October 2006, 10:09

Originally Posted by Swoop

With the dietary requirements of kiwi kids nowadays, fruit would be a much better serving suggestion.

AND... where is OSH during all of this??? What happens if you provide a sugary morsel to a young person, and they have an allergic reaction to the item? Liability laws might just prevent this.

Just give out potatos.

**Swoop** · 31st October 2006, 10:10

Originally Posted by MattRSK

A white piece of paper?

I thought it was the national flag of france... they fly it at all their battles....

**silverado** · 31st October 2006, 10:13

I once gave out bits of chesse wrapped in foil. Then I got a fence and a dog.

Try and answer the door in your undie and parents will never send the kids back.

**WRT** · 31st October 2006, 12:21

Just give them any of your old silver coins that you forgot to cash in before close of business today . . .

**Indiana_Jones** · 31st October 2006, 12:53

"Smeg off"

lol

-Indy

**dawnrazor** · 31st October 2006, 18:30

Some goblins just knocked on the door...I assume its halloweeen...and guess what...I had nothing to give the little street urchins...and they didn't take EFTPOS

Hope no more turn up...I don't like being nasty to kids....but the more I drink...well you know how that goes

**Darkman** · 31st October 2006, 18:34

same her..forgot too, so i'm not opening the door anymore unless they would take broken bike parts for treats!

**u4ea** · 31st October 2006, 18:38

had the same problem last year.........i said ive got a mean trick...........".you get nothing!!!"the poor little cherub at the back started crying!!!!!!!

o well...........they shouldnt knock on a witches door..............

**dawnrazor** · 31st October 2006, 18:39

imagine that...here you are little girl have a cam belt

**Skyryder** · 31st October 2006, 18:52

Originally Posted by u4ea

had the same problem last year.........i said ive got a mean trick...........".you get nothing!!!"the poor little cherub at the back started crying!!!!!!!

o well...........they shouldnt knock on a witches door..............

I was a Guy Fawks kid my self. We are a dying breed.

Skyryder