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    Can I be Minister of Excuses and head of international relations?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Good idea Paul. We'll get you refurbishing all that rubbish that got popped in as Infrastructure in the '70s, and I was considering changing Sarge's title and department to "Minister of Offense" and "Ministry of Offensiveness" respectively.
    Good call Jim. Everybody knows that Ministers of (insert dept name here) are empire builders. And we all know that de fence can't have too many sitting on it for fear of the phenomenon known as 'top heavy' raising it's ugly head. A good off fence gets everybody in a good mood
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Okay, so Saddam gets hung because he murdered his people. I understand this. Helen Clark, while leading a country murders people by knowingly neglecting critical hospital treatment and allowing lunatics to run wild in the streets.

    Can we hang her too? Please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Okay, so Saddam gets hung because he murdered his people. I understand this. Helen Clark, while leading a country murders people by knowingly neglecting critical hospital treatment and allowing lunatics to run wild in the streets.

    Can we hang her too? Please?
    (S)He already is hung.....
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Can we hang her too? Please?
    by her testicles.

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    *Notes Finn as possible Minister of Inflicting Social non-Welfare."
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    *Notes iwilde as possible Minister of Corrections.*
    Be glad to, any body caught doing graffitte will be flogged in public, along will red light runners and transvestites (nearly ran over one in hunters cnr when it ran out in front of me to get to a parked cage)!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    Can I be Minister of Excuses and head of international relations?
    I was going to make you "Minister of Foreign non-Relations" but then remembered you're a damn foreigner.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by iwilde View Post
    and transvestites
    what if it's only a hobby and not a lifestyle choice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    *Notes Finn as possible Minister of Inflicting Social non-Welfare."
    Oh yeah, give me the shitty job.

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    There's a special uniform that will go with your sunnies nicely.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    will it get him in trouble with iwide though?

    finn doesn't really have the legs, more like stumps, for a skirt.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Oh yeah, give me the shitty job.
    I think you deserve better..... how about house speaker?
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    what if it's only a hobby and not a lifestyle choice?
    Depends on how your legs look in fish nets

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    Got anyone for Ministry of Medical Misadventures?
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression

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