Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Slobberdown Micockyabitch
Hardcore Biker
Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Slobberdown Micockyabitch
"...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
onli mrns Us txt spk
ha ha ha ha...liked that one, got any more?
Moped rider
hahahahahahahaha
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
Hardcore Biker
No, but I have a limerick on me about a bloke called Dave...Originally Posted by bell
There once was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He knew that in time, he'd be done for the crime
But think of the money he saved!
"...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
Hardcore Biker
Fuckin
Hardcore Biker
Here's another limerick for ya....
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
He said "given strength, and a little more length"
If his ear was a c**t he would fuck it.
"...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
Hardcore Biker
or maybe this one...
A gorgeous young blonde from Seville
Tried her luck with a nuclear pill.
They found her vagina in South Carolina
And her tits up a tree in Brazil
"...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
L-Plate Rider
ha Ha Ha Very good
Let the good times roll
Mary had a little lamb, she threw it up a pylon.
Ten thousand Volts when up its arse and turned its wool to nylon.
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