Want to stay slim, ladies?

[Lissa]

See the problem is their is there is no varity... if you go to the health section of the supermarket, you can get diet suppliments in various flavours.. I particularly like chocolate. These suppliments are taken instead of main meals, so three times a day... it could become quite expensive. At least you could throw in a free t-shirt (if you wont throw in the knives) with some sort of slogon on it (too tired from the gym to think of anything atm).. could be a way of getting free advertising for your product as well, I'd wear at the gym!

Actually, no... no knives, but I can think of other implements that are useful for an in depth understanding of weight loss and the cardio workout needed to assist with any dietary suppliments.

Texmo might be into that!

[ManDownUnder]

Notice from consumer watchdog magazine:

"Beware of the recent weight loss product offered under the guise of the "Amazing KB Diet Program" (or similar variations of). The advertisers have incorrectly marketed their product as being administered orally, when it is infact a suppository."

Ignore it, I happen to know Maurice works for the consumer watchdog magazine... co-incidence?

He's also full of shit (keen to prove it to anyone willing to delve into the subject with him...)

You really wouldn't want to get your instruments dirty doing that, and you'd need to eat a ton of strawberries to make up for the bad taste...

[ManDownUnder]

See the problem is their is there is no varity... if you go to the health section of the supermarket, you can get diet suppliments in various flavours.. I particularly like chocolate. These suppliments are taken instead of main meals, so three times a day... it could become quite expensive. At least you could throw in a free t-shirt (if you wont throw in the knives) with some sort of slogon on it (too tired from the gym to think of anything atm).. could be a way of getting free advertising for your product as well, I'd wear at the gym!

Good idea but it's actually not worth it. Last time one of my employees put something on a shirt he was impeached. Besides... t-shirts are not normally worn at the time... depending on how the warmup goes.

As for variety, I'm sure we can deal with that. Chocolate's not so easy as the various berry flavours but you'll need to give me about 2 days to get it through my system...

Texmo might be into that!

LOL - true, although he seems to have another approach to weight loss - which has the same catch cry as mine (ironically)

THAR SHE BLOWS!

[Lissa]

Hehe... Friggin two days.. what kind of "crappy" service do you provide... I suggest free mints then.

I should have read all the thread .... just found the flyer, youve been screwing me.... I quote "Free joining fee, and first fortnight free,infact its free full stop!"

[ManDownUnder]

Hehe... Friggin two days.. what kind of "crappy" service do you provide... I suggest free mints then.

I should have read all the thread .... just found the flyer, youve been screwing me.... I quote "Free joining fee, and first fortnight free,infact its free full stop!"

Joining fee isn't an enrolment fee though... it means literally "joining". First fortnight is free you're right and the free ongoing service is afree ongoing servicing.

Screwing you and mints? Yes and yes.

[Lissa]

Joining fee isn't an enrolment fee though... it means literally "joining". First fortnight is free you're right and the free ongoing service is afree ongoing servicing.

Screwing you and mints? Yes and yes.

I am starting to think this programme is slightly dodgy....

[ManDownUnder]

I am starting to think this programme is slightly dodgy....

Oh hell yes. I never pretended it's not. Dodgy as hell, but altogether too much fun to pass up.

[Lissa]

Oh hell yes. I never pretended it's not. Dodgy as hell, but altogether too much fun to pass up.

Think I would have more fun sucking lollipops.. you know you can get them 100% percent fat free now.

[ManDownUnder]

Think I would have more fun sucking lollipops.. you know you can get them 100% percent fat free now.

Think of it as carbo loading, and I disagree re the more comment too... the lollipops just sit there... *ahem*

[crashe]

No - I deliver.

Deliver what........?

You had the chop and there aint none left.........

So you must be out of a job

[ManDownUnder]

Deliver what........?

You had the chop and there aint none left.........

So you must be out of a job

LOL o ye of little knoweldge... you might wanna go back and look up what actually happens... no tadpoles swimmin'... but there's still a hell of a puddle.

edit - and weight loss mixture...

[Lissa]

LOL o ye of little knoweldge... you might wanna go back and look up what actually happens... no tadpoles swimmin'... but there's still a hell of a dribble

LOL

Think of it as carbo loading, and I disagree re the more comment too... the lollipops just sit there... *ahem*

But at least they come in big sizes.

ok ok, the big lollipops arent fat free.... but at least they taste nicer, and come in different colours

[ManDownUnder]

LOL

But at least they come in big sizes.

ok ok, the big lollipops arent fat free.... but at least they taste nicer, and come in different colours

I can honestly say I've had no complaints...

[Lissa]

I can honestly say I've had no complaints...

Are you stalking me? Thats no way to get customers!

edit/ re no complaints... thats not what Ive heard.

[ManDownUnder]

Are you stalking me? Thats no way to get customers!

edit/ re no complaints... thats not what Ive heard.

I have the KB equivalent of a protection order out against you. When you write anything in here I get told (subscribing to a thread will do that).

I can stalk ya if ya want, I just sick of sitting outside people's houses in the rain waiting for them to take off... aaa never mind.