Want to stay slim, ladies?

[sugilite:Me]

:So where are all the fems??
Come on ladies!! bring on the come backs!

Erm, it can be used as a salve too?

[ManDownUnder]

Erm, it can be used as a salve too?

You're not going to believe this but (in all truth) yes... technically a moisturiser or sorts... (errr... so I'm told) (hit the web, you'll find it I'm sure)

edit - it's actually the subject of a huge debate... very interesting too

[Lissa]

You're not going to believe this but (in all truth) yes... technically a moisturiser or sorts... (errr... so I'm told) (hit the web, you'll find it I'm sure)

You must have lovely smooth hands, and an ass as smooth as a babys bottom then.

I have the KB equivalent of a protection order out against you. When you write anything in here I get told (subscribing to a thread will do that).

Lets see if that protection order works then.

I can stalk ya if ya want, I just sick of sitting outside people's houses in the rain waiting for them to take off... aaa never mind.

That was you???

[Maha]

Can be used as Botox also, well so im told, hope we are still talking about the same thing cos' once again, i haven't read all of the above.

[ManDownUnder]

You must have lovely smooth hands, and an ass as smooth as a babys bottom then.

Close but you know what they say about builder's houses, and mechanics cars... well that's me and my moisturiser/weight loss tonic.

Skins ok but I have to rely on the gymnastic aspects of my delivery schedule for weight loss

Lets see if that protection order works then.

YUP!

That was you???

YUP! Although the pics are for my private collection

[Dai]

MDU,

Sorry I've been offline most of the day.

I thank you for the replies to my previous questions.

Now can you please answer me the following;

1) Is there a governmental warning attached to the delivery method notifying potential customers that it "may contain nuts"?

2) Do you provide individual wrapping for the goods prior to delivery?

3) Is there a label attached specifying the composition of the contents and their calorific value to the purchaser?

4) Is it suitable for an export market?

[Lissa]

Can be used as Botox also, well so im told, hope we are still talking about the same thing cos' once again, i haven't read all of the above.

You and me both maha (havent read all this thread).... and still waiting for the toxicology results from the lab to see if MDU's product is up to scratch.

[ManDownUnder]

You and me both maha (havent read all this thread).... and still waiting for the toxicology results from the lab to see if MDU's product is up to scratch.

Jesus H... no scratching is allowed... teeth are actively discouraged too...!

[ManDownUnder]

1) Is there a governmental warning attached to the delivery method notifying potential customers that it "may contain nuts"?

extract of nuts it will contain but due to the lack of wrapping the warning is oral

2) Do you provide individual wrapping for the goods prior to delivery?

They cum in a specially design, sealed, heated tube and can be extracted by a variety of means.

3) Is there a label attached specifying the composition of the contents and their calorific value to the purchaser?

2 calories, one gram of protein (see here) for a complete examination of the topic.

4) Is it suitable for an export market?

Quite although some markets are literally flooded with cheap imitations

[Lissa]

Jesus H... no scratching is allowed... teeth are actively discouraged too...!

Hey thats a bit 'premature' of you MDU, still replying to the other post!

Skins ok but I have to rely on the gymnastic aspects of my delivery schedule for weight loss

I take it you HAVE tried your own product.

[ManDownUnder]

Hey thats a bit 'premature' of you MDU, still replying to the other post!

First time I've been accused of that since I was 17!

I take it you HAVE tried your own product.

I plead the 5th ...

[Dai]

...
I take it you HAVE tried your own product.

I wonder if he has infringed any patent rights or trademarks or could he just be repackaging and delivering what is already in "common usage"?

I am making an assumption tha MDU's product is not unique nor the method of delivery.

Could it be that the general cost saving comes via the quantity of the product and by using a much smaller and efficient delivery system.

i.e. "Just like a *&$# but smaller"

[Maha]

I take it you HAVE tried your own product.

Down Koomoo way they all do it.....they think it has a SPF 15+ rating.....

[ManDownUnder]

I wonder if he has infringed any patent rights or trademarks or could he just be repackaging and delivering what is already in "common usage"?

I am making an assumption tha MDU's product is not unique nor the method of delivery.

Could it be that the general cost saving comes via the quantity of the product and by using a much smaller and efficient delivery system.

i.e. "Just like a *&$# but smaller"

To quote the technical documentation... *ahem*

The delivery of a high protein, weigh reducing compound by way vigorous massage applied to an asthetically pleasing delivery mechanism. Packaging must be gently handled until subject is ready for dose to be administered.

Free trial period is available to ensure
1) Suitability of method to lifestyle and personal preferences of subject
and
2) Ability of subject to lift and contain packaging for the requisite duration.

Our most common complaint is the packaging/delivery mechanism causes disharmony and ongoing dissatisfaction in established relationships where the normally available substitute may not be of equivalent performance and effect.

Not sure what that all means, but I thought I'd better put it in there for completeness' sake.

Hope that helps?

[ManDownUnder]

Down Koomoo way they all do it.....they think it has a SPF 15+ rating.....

It's not you need to worry about, it's more the accidental dicharge of the fucken thing. It happen just last weekend with disastrous results!

We're not sure if the plane sucked the stuff in at 2500 feet or we actually shot a hole in the thing. Air Accident Investigators are currently investigating