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    Um... yeah

    Lets hide that
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by hXc View Post
    Hmmm. . .But. . .I thought I said don't tell anyone! Golly, now my parents will know and everything.





    I zee nozzing. I hear nozzing.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    I zee nozzing. I hear nozzing.
    Gosh, this bugger was well trained, wasn't he? Keep up the good work.

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

    than battle ever knew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hXc View Post
    Surprisingly, I think it was just the crotch of the pants that hit it, because there's only one sore nut here.
    You young pricks WILL insist in running (albeit not very fast) around with the crutch of your pants at knee-height.

    It's called a 'crutch' 'cos thats where it's meant to be. (otherwise it would be called a 'knee' I guess)

    I bet you don't do THAT twice!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hXc View Post
    Solids are a no-go at the moment, I can't open my mouth enough. Has anyone got any ideas of what I could drink, that would replace food?

    AAwwww... ya poor wee bugga...

    tell mum to go buy you some Complan.. or Vitaplan (cheaper version ).. can be used as a total meal replacement & is made up as a shake.. so easily sucked up through a straw!! Vanilla is yummiest..! aside from that.. take care of yaself.. I'm sure ya olds will want some junior versions of yaself running around on the loose one day..!

    Jen
    GET ON
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    Quote Originally Posted by hXc View Post
    Gosh, this bugger was well trained, wasn't he? Keep up the good work.
    Does your face hurt when I laugh??
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    You young pricks WILL insist in running (albeit not very fast) around with the crutch of your pants at knee-height.

    It's called a 'crutch' 'cos thats where it's meant to be. (otherwise it would be called a 'knee' I guess)

    I bet you don't do THAT twice!!
    Actually, these shorts have a low crotch already. They're made like that. Not entirely my fault.

    And I'd done it many times prior that night, and many others.

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    I zee nozzing. I hear nozzing.
    You are lovely!

    (bring Zac up sometime please)
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post

    I'm sure ya olds will want some junior versions of yaself running around on the loose one day..!

    Jen
    Aaaah, I'm not too sure about that... he's noisy, very noisy, he's expensive, very expensive, he's bloody labour intensive, and he has given us quite a few sleepless nights, with things like face plants on to the road - more than once, minor surgeries, major surgery, broken bones etc. etc.
    Luckily, I think they broke the mold when he was created - least, I hope they did..
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Thanks for the kind words. I love you too mum.

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

    than battle ever knew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hXc View Post
    Thanks for the kind words. I love you too mum.
    Yeah, lub you too mate..
    I forgot to mention that he is intelligent, good looking, talented, funny, charming, well mannered as well as all the others I mentioned before
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    he's noisy, very noisy, he's expensive, very expensive, he's bloody labour intensive, etc. etc.
    hhmm.. sounds like a typical male then...!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    hhmm.. sounds like a typical male then...!!
    Isn't that the cheap seat you are occupying? Yes, I thought so. You know the rules!!
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Yeah, lub you too mate..
    I forgot to mention that he is intelligent, good looking, talented, funny, charming, well mannered as well as all the others I mentioned before
    Now THATS the Zac I know!

    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Isn't that the cheap seat you are occupying? Yes, I thought so. You know the rules!!
    Wot...?? you mean..

    rule #1) the woman makes the rules....

    rule #2) if all else fails.. refer to rule #1....!
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