A day in the office......

**scumdog** · 21st November 2006, 20:21

0615hrs, the day starts, Comms calls and says.. go to Kakapuaka and shoot six cows left alive after the train hit the mob. (Ferk those Bushmaster sound LOUD at that time in the morning) Bits of cow EVERYWHERE, inluding the complete head 'cut' off one.
Pull over and ticket guy doing 76kph in a 50kph zone on way back to office.
Head back to the office, clean rifle, restock ammo and put it away.
Do some paperwork re above.
Write up Pol400 re domestic.
Post off crash report.
Contact Coroner re sudden death on Saturday.
Take statement from assault 'victim' (yeah right)
Do job sheet re another violent domestic.
Drive 50km round trip to get Coroner to sign papers.
Go to burglary scene and uplift 'items' to fingerprint.
Phone up person who crashed through fence and killed 4 sheep and chase up reparation - "I'll pay next week'.
Post off 'papers' to undertaker.
Go to flat and defuse tenant/landlord riot, explain "oh, I was paying the guy that had the flat so I could stay there"' does not constitute a rent agreement.
Fill in documents re burglary 'items' above.
Deal with father whose 'little darling' son (arsehole liar) got ticket for no bike helmet.
Take complaint re smashing of public toilets and photograph same and fend off angry public.
Meet Youth Aid cop and help show Kea pre-Cub group around station.
Get blood cleaned off inside of I-car side window.
Cruise around looking for 'suspicious' car reported by public.
Take complaint of 500 possum traps stolen in burglary (no shit!)
1630hrs:Take bag out of I-car and knock off.
Not bad for an '8-hour' day eh?

Bloody glad it wasn't a busy day.

**Drum** · 21st November 2006, 20:25

Glad to see my taxpayer dollars being well spent

**MattRSK** · 21st November 2006, 20:28

Yup its called work, most of us do it daily. Its a great way to pass the day.

**Bussaman** · 21st November 2006, 20:29

Originally Posted by scumdog

Get blood cleaned off inside of I-car side window

So you did grab a side of beef as you left???

**Biff** · 21st November 2006, 20:31

Wait.............................................. .................................................. .........................................just a little longer............................................ .................................................. .............WINJA will be along any minute now............................................... .................................................. .................................................. ......

Pre-tenderised steak is good.

**marty** · 21st November 2006, 20:40

Originally Posted by MattRSK

Yup its called work, most of us do it daily. Its a great way to pass the day.

so what fascinating snippets happened in yours matt? how many guns did you shoot?

**WarlockNZ** · 21st November 2006, 20:40

your a cop ??? LOL ... i had no idea .. ha ha, still a good bastard tho, although i am glad to see my taxpayer $$ well spent.

As for the domestic ... you should have given him the bash .. there is no excuse for that.

**Harry33** · 21st November 2006, 20:42

Well I for one Thankyou for doing a job that some people don't give enough respect. Keep it up

**scumdog** · 21st November 2006, 20:48

BTW, I never see my job as a 'chore', I love it (but at times the 'serious' human tragedy stuff grinds me down) and often go back on days off to sort some thing or other out that in a big centre would never get done.

**Grahameeboy** · 21st November 2006, 20:51

Originally Posted by Biff

Wait.............................................. .................................................. .........................................just a little longer............................................ .................................................. .............WINJA will be along any minute now............................................... .................................................. .................................................. ......

Pre-tenderised steak is good.

I think he is playing with his little friends right now....don't disturb him!!

**Grahameeboy** · 21st November 2006, 20:54

Respect to you SD.....

**terbang** · 21st November 2006, 20:56

Had a mate who used to drive trains. Reckoned he came around a bend to see a young woman sitting cross legged on the track facing them. She looked straight at him with a huge grin on her face that never even flinched as they just ran her down. Similar results to your cows I guess (he didn't elaborate). Fucked the poor guy up a bit..!

**MattRSK** · 21st November 2006, 20:57

Originally Posted by marty

so what fascinating snippets happened in yours matt? how many guns did you shoot?

No guns in my job. Just as exciting though. Thats why I do it!

**Indiana_Jones** · 21st November 2006, 21:04

I drew half of an F-14 in CAD today (rather shit looking), that was about it

-Indy

**scumdog** · 21st November 2006, 21:11

Originally Posted by terbang

Had a mate who used to drive trains. Reckoned he came around a bend to see a young woman sitting cross legged on the track facing them. She looked straight at him with a huge grin on her face that never even flinched as they just ran her down. Similar results to your cows I guess (he didn't elaborate). Fucked the poor guy up a bit..!

At least she wasn't spread though 6km of track like one cow was....and her head probably looked better - even when it came off.