Gassing It Up

[idleidolidyll]

Now that your in Auckland you've got pollution , bro's , rain , fcuked roads , busy straights , westie's and ponsonby posers .

nah:
pollution here's invisible compared to Christchoke

what's wrong with bros (oh yeah, that racist Chch homeboy thang)

rain? beats the fuk outta ice and snow mate

fukked roads? yeah that's true, when are you bastards gonna cough up some more taxes to fix em?

busy straights? not where I live (Manukau) and i almost never use the motorways

Westies? Fuk yeah! Those bastards are UGLY!

Ponsonby posers are harmless. You know the type cause they're the same crowd that hang around Cambridge Tce: Hog riders with too much chrome checking their reflections in the mirror glass as they chat to their mates on their cellphone or Ducati 999 riders with the latest greatest leatherware to match and every accessory available..............and chicken strips an inch wide on both sides of both tyres!

[onearmedbandit]

cambridge terrace poseurs.

Has Chch changed?

Oxford Terrace poseurs now thankyou.

[idleidolidyll]

That's because you're a soft cock... .

oh come on! I AM a grandad!
I told you tossers yesterday, my willie is for pissing through. It used to have another use too but I've long since forgotten what it was

[dawnrazor]

I came across a prepay pump

who knew gassing up was so exciting

[idleidolidyll]

Oxford Terrace poseurs now thankyou.

Oops, wrong side of the street

anyway, you obviously know the crowd, Coyotes etc.
the same crowds moving from each new cafe to the next sipping their lattes and talking in poncy merivale accents as they scoff at the peasants

[Dai]

nah:
..............and chicken strips an inch wide on both sides of both tyres!

And whats wrong with those?

I love my chicken strips.

It takes a lot of skill to get them evenly spaced either side of the centre.

[idleidolidyll]

who knew gassing up was so exciting

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if ya sold your moped and bought a motorcycle you'd have to visit a gas station occasionally

[idleidolidyll]

And whats wrong with those?

I love my chicken strips.

It takes a lot of skill to get them evenly spaced either side of the centre.

are you bloody stalking me taffy?

[Dai]

are you bloody stalking me taffy?

I am an unrepentant lurker.


anyone want a sweetie?

[idleidolidyll]

I remember Christchurch:

do you still have those HUGE traffic jams you all whine about? You know, when it takes 15 goddam minutes to get from Riccarton to Burwood.

[idleidolidyll]

But you'd be oK in a burqa.

you've been looking at my profile picture haven't you!

i still have that AK47 (Chinese)

[dawnrazor]

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if ya sold your moped and bought a motorcycle you'd have to visit a gas station occasionally

ok thanks granddad, thats me told....moped LOL......

[imdying]

nah:
pollution here's invisible compared to Christchoke

what's wrong with bros (oh yeah, that racist Chch homeboy thang)

rain? beats the fuk outta ice and snow mate

fukked roads? yeah that's true, when are you bastards gonna cough up some more taxes to fix em?

busy straights? not where I live (Manukau) and i almost never use the motorways

Westies? Fuk yeah! Those bastards are UGLY!

Ponsonby posers are harmless. You know the type cause they're the same crowd that hang around Cambridge Tce: Hog riders with too much chrome checking their reflections in the mirror glass as they chat to their mates on their cellphone or Ducati 999 riders with the latest greatest leatherware to match and every accessory available..............and chicken strips an inch wide on both sides of both tyres!

Ahahaha, you've just reminded me why we have Auckland... keeps retarded cunts like you out of Christchurch Enjoy your boongas, the rain, and that luverly traffic. Oh, and wave to the multitude of coppers that the Auckland KBers love to bitch about

[Flyingpony]

Don't have too many if these 'prepay' systems down here in Christchurch. At least not at the srvos I go to.

Never tanked outside of ordinary hours then have you?
At 2am, all stations are either closed or on pre-pay. It used to be the only time of day I could squeeze in a fill 'er up. Got quite good at guessing how much fuel I needed.

[-df-]

Pretty colours Move to Christchurch, less cops, better roads, less traffic, and less (any(?) apart from Bogan Mobil late at weekends?) prepay petrol pumps.

I wanted to move to CHCH about a year ago...then all the murders, rapes etc started up (or was broadcasted better on tv etc)...changed my mind and now feel safer in Auckland!!

I now see CHCH as the crime capitol of NZ.