BTW, 2 should be avoided at all costs you losers!!!!!!!
At the very beginning
During her first orgasm
After her 7th orgasm
Before your second orgasm
BTW, 2 should be avoided at all costs you losers!!!!!!!
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
From American dad :
American dads dad: Breaking into a safe is like making love to a woman
American dad: So you just pound on it for two minutes until your done?
![]()
![]()
"You could just put it in your mouth and like pull it out when it's finished."
Now that's a disturbing thing to hear from a 7 year old when you're reading this thread.
Turns out she was talking about strawberries!
You shouldn't have to ask....
If you've performed well, she'd more than likely reciprocate.
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
any time is a good time for meeeeeee......
oh, bj.. yeah, same above.. any time..![]()
Gotta go down there first and test the waters.
Slow slow gentle caressing with ones tounge, dam, I like the game.
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
A condom is to keep ones Pipe clean.
Good grief man you are trying to impress her in the immediate hour, not insult her:
The NOSE NOSE!
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
A condom is to keep ones Pipe clean.
[
I'm all for option one[/QUOTE]
thats what i like to hear!![]()
Remember, when somone annoys you that it takes 42 muscles to frown,...
it only takes 4 to muscles to extend your arm and bitchslap the f#%#er upside the head
The best time?
When she's drunk and on her knees? lol
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Bookmarks