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  1. 24th December 2006, 22:56 #1
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    Where's that fat cunt?

    Well, it's just turned midnight and no jolly prick on a sledge is trying to squeeze down my chimney.

    Happy Fucking Christmas.

    (It would appear my clock is four minutes fast, but I've got my knife ready just incase)
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    Well, it's just turned midnight and no jolly prick on a sledge is trying to squeeze down my chimney.
    Well haven't ya tried yet man?
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    Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii saw Dover... Fucking..... Mrssssss Clause...... Underneath the Christmas tree tonighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt.....


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    Saw the title and thought the post was referring to me. Suggest you grease your chimney hole and make sure it's clean before you expect someone coming down it.....expecially if they have to get their bulging sack in too.


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    c'mon weasel. not even a reindeer would be seen towing a kwaka...
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    I can't be bothered coming up with something orignal Ben, so lets just pretend I said something witty about your mother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    c'mon weasel. not even a reindeer would be seen towing a kwaka...
    Shite i thought you were talkin about our mate WINJA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkkid View Post
    Shite i thought you were talkin about our mate WINJA
    I did too. Hey wait aminute. Winja's been missing for the lst few days. Is there a connection? Oh shit. Tell me it's not true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkkid View Post
    Shite i thought you were talkin about our mate WINJA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    I did too. Hey wait aminute. Winja's been missing for the lst few days. Is there a connection? Oh shit. Tell me it's not true.

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