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    ROFL..... but we are all normal!!
    even today i was buying the latest Superbike magazine and the guy asked if it was for me... i said yes!! its got my bike on the cover.... he got a bit flustered...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bkrwench View Post
    i also ride every day in all weather, always laugh at the "dont you get wet" comments as if we wash away in a little rain. great fun when i get called sir (if i leave my helmit on) removal results in red faced stuttered apologies.

    BIKER BABES RULE.

    at the end of the day I dont really care. to quote Satriani
    "I just wanna ride"
    hell....i get called sir even without the helmet! even when wearing a tshirt which doesnt exactly hide the built in airbags!

    shazz...great tale! LOL. thought i knew ya, but the bike cc is too big.
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    the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.

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    Hahaha, nice, full on stereotyping.

    When most think of biker chicks they think of solidly built crew cut lesbo's










    But we Kb's know better.

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    shazz...great tale! LOL. thought i knew ya, but the bike cc is too big.[/QUOTE]

    Hi...Canadian Bear... where abouts do you hale from?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazz View Post
    I ride my bike all day, every day... // ... I work in a canteen kitchen and after serving the two men who were in their mid-fifties, they walked away
    Probably amazed at you serving up while on your bike
    What a difference indifference can make

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    Quote Originally Posted by RG100!! View Post
    haha sweet
    nice at least your learning
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazz View Post
    shazz...great tale! LOL. thought i knew ya, but the bike cc is too big.
    Hi...Canadian Bear... where abouts do you hale from?[/QUOTE]

    wangas as well...know a woman called sharon...thought you might be her, but your bike doesnt match with what she rides.
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    the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.

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    Good to hear and all RESPECT to ya girlfriend!!
    Yeah yeah... vroom vrooooom baby!!

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    Nice bike and great laugh. Go you normal person you!

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    Good story, Shazz. Its funny what people think, eh? Or, should I say, don't think?
    Conversation overheard in ladies toilet at Queensgate, between a mother and her daughter, aged about 4..
    4 y/o, "Mummy, why is that lady wearing funny clothes?"
    Mother, "She's not a lady, she rides a motorbike. Ladies don't ride motorbikes, darling".
    WTF????
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Good story, Shazz. Its funny what people think, eh? Or, should I say, don't think?
    Conversation overheard in ladies toilet at Queensgate, between a mother and her daughter, aged about 4..
    4 y/o, "Mummy, why is that lady wearing funny clothes?"
    Mother, "She's not a lady, she rides a motorbike. Ladies don't ride motorbikes, darling".
    WTF????
    Arrgh, why the fuck would anyone want to be a "laaady" how fucken boring! If I were you I would have just had to have said something to her, be even funnier if you scared her shitless while doing so!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Arrgh, why the fuck would anyone want to be a "laaady" how fucken boring! If I were you I would have just had to have said something to her, be even funnier if you scared her shitless while doing so!
    I smiled sweetly and spoke to the little girl, the mother got one of those looks that said a mouthful, if you know what I mean..
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    I smiled sweetly and spoke to the little girl, the mother got one of those looks that said a mouthful, if you know what I mean..
    Hehe, Im ALWAYS getting those looks! You should have taken it a step further and asked the kid of she wanted to sit on your bike.... That would have been hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Hehe, Im ALWAYS getting those looks! You should have taken it a step further and asked the kid of she wanted to sit on your bike.... That would have been hilarious!
    Yes she would have been blamed for starting the little girls "alternative lifestyleism"
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    getting a speeding ticket is far from my mind as it is unlikely to kill me..

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    i pulled up outside the shopping center yesterday...a woman and what im guessing to be her grandson [looked too old to be his mum] had just sat down. i got off and took my helmet off...boy piped up "why is that a woman?" cant remember what grandma said, but as i was trying to jam my lid in the top box, he was asking why i was putting it in there etc etc.
    i gave up tryin to fit the lid in, and a little old lady as old as the hills walked up to a scooter next to me and starts rabbiting on about how slow hers must be compared with the others. next to her was an 06 gn...i pointed at it and told her her scooter would be faster.

    havent really been met by any bad comments...did get asked heaps while in invers what race i was going in
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    the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.

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