What's your Zombie plan?

**Waylander** · 5th January 2007, 16:50

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**MattRSK** · 5th January 2007, 16:54

Haha very clever. I am going to stay with Chuck Norris when zombies take over the world.

**Waylander** · 5th January 2007, 16:59

Personally I like Sarge's shotgun idea.

**The Pastor** · 5th January 2007, 17:15

My plan is to have a motorbike, I'll sort the rest of the details later.

On the plus side the shear vanes moisture content returned negitive when compared to the standerd compaction curve.

**Disco Dan** · 5th January 2007, 17:42

hehehe thats pretty darn clever!

motorbike mounted shotgun

thats the way to go!! hehehe

**Mental Trousers** · 5th January 2007, 17:47

Mine is to rearrange the axles and fueling on a lawn mower so I can run it with the blade facing forward, then charge around with that sucker on full throttle and fuck up some zombies.

**Meekey_Mouse** · 5th January 2007, 17:49

I'd just stick with the Spartans... If they can whoop Elites, Brutes and Hunters.. I'm sure they could handle zombies

**Disco Dan** · 5th January 2007, 17:53

Originally Posted by Meekey_Mouse

Thats a lot of dreaming in your info section there darling.....

**The Pastor** · 5th January 2007, 18:15

Your all a bunch of pussies, I have half a toothpick. If u use anything more your a woman. A blonde women with big boobs.

WHAT

**Colapop** · 5th January 2007, 18:27

I'm going to gather up some friends and head to the mall. It sort of worked in the original "Dawn of the Dead". With a group of 'friends' there is always someone to throw out as the sacrificial lamb....

**Disco Dan** · 5th January 2007, 18:44

Originally Posted by Colapop

I'm going to gather up some friends and head to the mall. It sort of worked in the original "Dawn of the Dead". With a group of 'friends' there is always someone to throw out as the sacrificial lamb....

I'll be your friend..

Will take them ages to eat you... give the rest of us more time...

**RantyDave** · 5th January 2007, 18:54

I once saw this as the definitive difference between men and women:

Ask someone what they're going to do in the event of a zombie invasion. Men will smile before they answer.

Dave

**Steam** · 5th January 2007, 19:16

I'll commandeer the boat I work on, anchor out off Oriental Bay with a lot of food, water, diesel, and a few guns. Whoever saw a zombie swim? THey can hardly walk.

**Hoon** · 5th January 2007, 21:20

My friends and I have spent many drunken nights discussing this. I even find myself looking at buildings and thinking "Hmmm that'd be a good place to hole up during a zombie invasion".

I'd go to the nearest Hirepool. Pretty secure with barb wire fences and has all the equipment I'd need (i.e. fuel, generators, power tools, diggers,trucks etc). I'd then use a bulldozer or digger to fortify the position and get food from the nearest house. Now that I have a safe secure base with food, warmth and shelter, I would recruit survivors and train them. Primary objective would be to form a defensive convoy and move to a more permanent compound like the Ports of Auckland - big open fenced area with sea access, a Foodtown and lots of heavy equipment and containers (full of goodies) that can be moved around to form barricades.

There I'd recruit more survivors and train up armed hit teams who will be tasked with excursions outside the wire to retrieve various supplies. Long term goal would be to gather together enough survivors and equipment (boats, helicopters etc) to clear an island like Rangitoto/Motutapu as a safe home. The Ports of Auckland would then become a forward operating base to launch more patrols to find survivors. Once my Army is big enough I will start my zombie cleansing campaign.