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    Airport security

    If you're planning on letting off a bomb next time you're in an airport...
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    Can't stop laughing!

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    haha, that cant be real! surely!?!

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    lol, is that real?

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    Best he change his grots, could well have touched cloth on the second rip.

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    I also find that chinos allow free expulsion of anal fumes...jeans can be restricting for an ideal spread of stench
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    Quote Originally Posted by awesker View Post
    haha, that cant be real! surely!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMike View Post
    lol, is that real?

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    Want to liven up your next airline flight? Follow these simple steps

    1. Pull out your laptop, making sure that the person next to you is
    watching
    2. Log onto the website below
    3. Mutter something in Arabic
    4. Turn to the person next to you - and smile :-)

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    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

    Thavalayolee
    You Frog Fucker

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    dang, maybe i should have held it in
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    Cameras at the airport....

    Big Brother is watching you !!!

    Just be careful when you decide to do this in public.
    Of course I would never do this....


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    bahahaa.. good one.
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