Ladies handbags.

[xwhatsit]

Remember the wise words of master Jedi Wayne Campbell (of Wayne's World natch)

Aiyaah...Psycho Hose Beast! And asian girls are an exponential factor of that!

Also remember that :

(1) She wants your passport
(2) She is seeking PR
(3) She is sizing you up for forcible organ donation at a later date
(4) She is using you as her additional wallet/purse
(5) She is merely using you as her sex-slave
(6) She is waiting to bring over her entire extended family
(7) She is really a girl-boy from Malaysia/Thailand/Vietnam
(8) She is really a spy from their "Beijing Institute for Foreign Relationships"
(9) She wants you to get rid of your bike and have a blinged out boi-racer ride
(10) She will get you to like salted fish/hundred year old eggs/pickled pig's trotters
(11) She will get you to work in her family business
(12) Her mother is the mother of all psycho hose beasts
(13) She is plotting to kill her chasing creditors
(14) She has several husbands and children already
(15) She will have an intense hatred for anything you like to do, that she doesn't like to do

Please feel free to pick and choose any of the above scenarios, which have already come to pass

Oh yeah, congrats on being pussy-whipped and being the bearer of all her products and shopping...not that I know of that ever happening to me

Oh darn, a good friend is coming from China next week ... please select any of the above scenarios to happen to me!

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to gijoe1313 again"



As an aside, I already like salted fish and thousand-year old eggs .

Maybe all these women with oversized handbags will just develop an oversized upper body designed to deal with the increased weight?

[sunhuntin]

i love my simple wallet. cant be arsed carrying crap around...need my arms for holding other stuff.

[xwhatsit]

i love my simple wallet. cant be arsed carrying crap around...need my arms for holding other stuff.

But my dear Sunhuntin, you're a biker chick! What's the point of carrying a bag full of make-up if you know it'll end up smeared around the inside of your helmet? And lugging your nail file and nail gloss in your handbag when they'll just get broken inside your gloves? Nup, I gather you're much more rational than that.

I'm yet to see a full-on glamour chick on a bike. I think many biking women are almost glad of that, no? From what I've observed, it looks like a lot of maintenance being a `painted lady'.

Pick your niche, I suppose. That's another reason why my girlfriend will never become my pillion, I think.

[sunhuntin]

But my dear Sunhuntin, you're a biker chick! What's the point of carrying a bag full of make-up if you know it'll end up smeared around the inside of your helmet? And lugging your nail file and nail gloss in your handbag when they'll just get broken inside your gloves? Nup, I gather you're much more rational than that.

I'm yet to see a full-on glamour chick on a bike. I think many biking women are almost glad of that, no? From what I've observed, it looks like a lot of maintenance being a `painted lady'.

Pick your niche, I suppose. That's another reason why my girlfriend will never become my pillion, I think.

fuck makeup and fuck nails and the polish! my nails are always broken and filthy from work, and i cant type when they get too long. plus, i dont have the time to mess around tryin to make myself look good. lol. most days im lucky if i remember to do my hair.
i wear an open facer, and would never change it [thought the winter rain does make me reconsider at least once a week] i cant wait to start lookin like ive lived life in the wind.

some women do make the effort i guess....indeed, ive never seen a woman arrive from either spot on the bike looking like shes just crawled out of bed. motorbiking is relaxing...guess thats why?

my wallet holds my cards, spare nose stud incase mine comes out, some petrol vouchers and any cash i may have. just the essentials. lol. and even that gets bulky.

[yungatart]

Sheesh, I don't even carry a wallet most of the time. I have one of those little silver credit card holders,carries my licence, credit and eftpos cards, petrol card and Flybuys card. I don't need cash - I have Mstrs for that.....

[Laava]

Lol. I always end up carrying my girlfriends cellphone etc. She wears things with no pockets, or extremely tight jeans where you can't really get into the pockets comfortably.

You want to get into her pockets?