Ronnie Barker:
I miss his type of humour, read on. this from an "older" mate, and upon reading it, I realised I saw it live in the late 70's, when he recited it on Parkinson.
This is the storey of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors,emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day she was knucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards, one was called Mairy Hinge,and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly ther was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.
Her name was Shairy Hithole, and she was a light rucking fesbian.
She turned a pumpkin into and six mite wice into a cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks.
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve.
"Mist all chucking frighty!!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.
The merry next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.
Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart.
Who's fust jarted??? asked the prandsome hince.
"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!! said Mairy Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgustered and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers.
This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Ridercella and the prandsome hince were married.
The prandsome hince lived in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanney.
A condom is to keep ones Pipe clean.
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Originally Posted by Dave Lobster
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