OMG WTF call the police Whynot just arrived at my place and he rode here without his gear, just gloves and a helmet.
Do you think I should call the cops or just have him killed?
OMG WTF call the police Whynot just arrived at my place and he rode here without his gear, just gloves and a helmet.
Do you think I should call the cops or just have him killed?
Originally Posted by thealmightytaco
I would be a bit worried if some gyt turned up here in Just there helmet/gloves![]()
I smoke on the bike on the way to work on a semi regular basis.
Doesnt burnt to fast at 50km lol.
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'tis our DIVERSITY that makes life interesting methinks!
......... can't imagine wat it would be like to live in a world where everyone was sensible ....... and beige - but my guess would be 'boring'
anyway - if other people DIDN'T do daft things on bikes who would there be for us to point out to our children and say "don't you EVER let me catch you behaving like that ....................."
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Smoking! We will have to let the smoking Nazis in on that one. They got the bars cleaned up, so why not start on the roads?
Wow, this has given me a bright idea. Seen as so I don't smoke, I am going to ride along in jandals, stubbies (with no undies on) and singlet, eating a steak & mushroom pie while pulling a wheelie.
Personally, I don't see the problem with peoples choice not to wear adequate protective clothing.
Yes it isdisgusting, however the thing about it is...
All the celulite (sp) dimples will be like the dimples on a golf ball and reduce the drag / wind resistance meaning that they'll go faster (providing the bike can haul their arse).
Being a fat ho' does have its advantages, you just have to think productively.
You should try smoking a joint with an open face, instant shotgun technique.![]()
I cheated death today too. I rode up to Park Rd for lunch wearing just jeans, sneakers, shirt and lid.
You know what?
It felt GREAT!
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
I would like to challange this claim that i am, in fact a gyt. (is it even gyt i always thought it was spelt git)![]()
I would also deny this fact as the only witness to the said event is incredibly unreliable and known for making up stories.
However, in the event that this did take place i can assure everyone i was in full leathers for the trip home.![]()
He who makes a beast out of himself
Gets rid of the pain of being a man
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