To my darling husband...

**Beemer** · 26th January 2007, 15:00

My darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip, I want to let you know about a little accident I had with your pick up truck. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. In fact, about five seconds after it was over, I felt much better and was back to my happy, smiling self! I didn't see any reason to notify the police or our insurance agency.

I was coming home from K Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake! The garage door is slightly bent but your ute, fortunately, came to a halt when it bumped into your car. Lucky for you, your motorcycle [looks like a scooter to me...] was spared.

I am really sorry, darling. But with your kind-hearted, giving, loving personality I'm positive you will forgive me. Remember how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. Enclosed is a picture of my little "accident." Have a safe trip home. Oh yes, before I forget... your girlfriend called.

Your loving wife.
XoXoX

**Indiana_Jones** · 26th January 2007, 15:02

pwn3d.

-Indy

**yungatart** · 26th January 2007, 15:05

Oh, I don't know, I think it looks like it has been parked rather nicely, it shows a certain amount of skill really!

**MSTRS:Me** · 26th January 2007, 16:34

I gather the Sunday visit is off, then??

**onearmedbandit** · 26th January 2007, 16:41

Something isn't right with that pic.

**Beemer** · 26th January 2007, 16:43

Originally Posted by MSTRS

I gather the Sunday visit is off, then??

Why, have you heard I make crap scones or something?

**0arbreaka** · 26th January 2007, 16:50

I would return home with a loaded 12ga...

**MSTRS:Me** · 26th January 2007, 16:50

No...but I'm loathe to leave any vehicle of mine within your reach

**Beemer** · 26th January 2007, 17:16

Originally Posted by MSTRS

No...but I'm loathe to leave any vehicle of mine within your reach

No worries, we have five car garaging and 400sqm of concrete so your bikes will be safe! Going to the farmers market at Lindale tomorrow so you may even have more yummy things for lunch on Sunday!