This, Just In from Muslim Heaven!
Saddam has just gotten into bed with the first of the 72 virgins that Allah promised!
Hardcore Biker
This, Just In from Muslim Heaven!
Saddam has just gotten into bed with the first of the 72 virgins that Allah promised!
Never Take Life Seriously - Nobody Gets Out Alive Anyway!
Rest In Peace
hahaha sooo true
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
One, two free, floor!
So - is he under... or in...her?
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L-Plate Rider
Those guys aren't allowed to drink, are they? Man, how much grog would a normal guy need to find THAT attractive?
Rasta Ratskins
That is one big undy!
Team Mango
There is not enough booze on the planet!!! .. i seriously believe that my dick would detach itself and leave ..Originally Posted by Thomas
Say no to drugs man ... just say no!
Soft & Squishy core Biker
um... who said he was a willing participant?
Actually who says he's still alive!
...and I don't wanna die, just want to ride my motorcy...cle (Arlo Guthrie)
Team Mango
You may have a point there ..
be like water
at least hes getting some.ride on!!!
DUCATI ALL THE WAY!!!
L-Plate Rider
Someone here obviously finds 'her' attractive as I got red-repped for daring to say a bad word against Allah - give me a fucking break!
Just faidin away!
Hey, she is still wearing her nickers! As an optimist I would suggest that he's OK so far! Watch this space!It's gunna get wet in paradise!
The instructions are simple...
Aha! Bush was right. Saddam does have weapons of mass seduction...
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
The instructions are simple...
A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counselling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
Ahmed asks, "We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like
your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."
"Well, okay," says Ahmed, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allah Akbar! (GOD is great) Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man.
"Allah Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem)," says the Mullah.
"Woman on top?" Ahmed asks.
"Sure," says the Mullah. "Allah Akbar. Go for it!"
"Doggy style?"
"Sure! Allah Akbar!"
"On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, yes! Allah Akbar!"
"Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of
honey and a porno video?"
"You may indeed. Allah Akbar!"
"Can we do it standing up?"
"No, absolutely not!" says the Mullah."
"Why not?" asks the man.
"Because that could lead to dancing!"
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Blood - just give it!
Yer shitting me?
Jesus, jihad on your rep pal!
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Minnie: F**k yeah!
Forum whore
Which one is Saddam cos I know he was "well hung"
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