This, Just In from Muslim Heaven!
Saddam has just gotten into bed with the first of the 72 virgins that Allah promised!
This, Just In from Muslim Heaven!
Saddam has just gotten into bed with the first of the 72 virgins that Allah promised!
Never Take Life Seriously - Nobody Gets Out Alive Anyway!
hahaha sooo true
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
So - is he under... or in...her?
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Those guys aren't allowed to drink, are they? Man, how much grog would a normal guy need to find THAT attractive?
That is one big undy!
um... who said he was a willing participant?
Actually who says he's still alive!
...and I don't wanna die, just want to ride my motorcy...cle (Arlo Guthrie)
at least hes getting some.ride on!!!
DUCATI ALL THE WAY!!!
Hey, she is still wearing her nickers! As an optimist I would suggest that he's OK so far! Watch this space!It's gunna get wet in paradise!
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Aha! Bush was right. Saddam does have weapons of mass seduction...
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counselling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
Ahmed asks, "We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like
your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."
"Well, okay," says Ahmed, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allah Akbar! (GOD is great) Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man.
"Allah Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem)," says the Mullah.
"Woman on top?" Ahmed asks.
"Sure," says the Mullah. "Allah Akbar. Go for it!"
"Doggy style?"
"Sure! Allah Akbar!"
"On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, yes! Allah Akbar!"
"Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of
honey and a porno video?"
"You may indeed. Allah Akbar!"
"Can we do it standing up?"
"No, absolutely not!" says the Mullah."
"Why not?" asks the man.
"Because that could lead to dancing!"
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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