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    Paradise????

    This, Just In from Muslim Heaven!

    Saddam has just gotten into bed with the first of the 72 virgins that Allah promised!
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    hahaha sooo true
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    So - is he under... or in...her?
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    Those guys aren't allowed to drink, are they? Man, how much grog would a normal guy need to find THAT attractive?

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    That is one big undy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
    Those guys aren't allowed to drink, are they? Man, how much grog would a normal guy need to find THAT attractive?
    There is not enough booze on the planet!!! .. i seriously believe that my dick would detach itself and leave ..

    Say no to drugs man ... just say no!

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    um... who said he was a willing participant?

    Actually who says he's still alive!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bane View Post
    um... who said he was a willing participant?

    Actually who says he's still alive!
    You may have a point there ..

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    at least hes getting some.ride on!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WarlockNZ View Post
    There is not enough booze on the planet!!! .. i seriously believe that my dick would detach itself and leave ..

    Say no to drugs man ... just say no!
    Someone here obviously finds 'her' attractive as I got red-repped for daring to say a bad word against Allah - give me a fucking break!

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    Hey, she is still wearing her nickers! As an optimist I would suggest that he's OK so far! Watch this space! It's gunna get wet in paradise!

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    Aha! Bush was right. Saddam does have weapons of mass seduction...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    While on the subject of Muslim sex....

    A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counselling.

    The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

    Ahmed asks, "We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like
    your permission to dance together."


    "Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."


    "So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"


    "No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."


    "Well, okay," says Ahmed, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"


    "Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allah Akbar! (GOD is great) Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"


    "What about different positions?" asks the man.


    "Allah Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem)," says the Mullah.


    "Woman on top?" Ahmed asks.


    "Sure," says the Mullah. "Allah Akbar. Go for it!"


    "Doggy style?"


    "Sure! Allah Akbar!"


    "On the kitchen table?"


    "Yes, yes! Allah Akbar!"

    "Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of
    honey and a porno video?"


    "You may indeed. Allah Akbar!"


    "Can we do it standing up?"


    "No, absolutely not!" says the Mullah."


    "Why not?" asks the man.


    "Because that could lead to dancing!"
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
    Someone here obviously finds 'her' attractive as I got red-repped for daring to say a bad word against Allah - give me a fucking break!
    Yer shitting me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillbilly View Post
    This, Just In from Muslim Heaven!

    Saddam has just gotten into bed with the first of the 72 virgins that Allah promised!
    Which one is Saddam cos I know he was "well hung"

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